If you were a living, breathing human in the late '80s/all of the '90s, chances are you've seen an episode or two of Full House. And if you have a Netflix subscription in the year of our lord, 2019, you've probably seen or heard of Fuller House.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a sucker for some wholesome family content and nostalgia, but do you know who the REAL MVP of Fuller House is? Jimmy. Gibbler.
After watching this beautiful, beautiful man grace my screen for four seasons, I decided to do some investigative journalism to find out who he is.
After a few Google searches and Instagram lurks, I found our man. Ladies and gentleman, this is Adam Hagenbuch.
I'm sorry, but like... what?
This man is literally so beautiful I just qweyrdhgdxchsgd.
Mr. Hagenbuch could run me over with a truck and I'd tell him it's only because I got in the way.
He could call me worthless and I'd feel invaluable.
Like, look at his biceps? HE ISN'T EVEN TRYING.
Never has John Stamos looked so... normal.
If he gave me this look, I'd probably croak.
I've never wanted to be a henley so bad.
It's nice to know I'm not alone in this journey.
OK, that's enough thirst for now — but you can follow Adam on Instagram and Twitter! And you can obviously watch him on Fuller House on Netflix.