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    Hollywood Has Gotten Better At Writing Female Characters, But I'm Still Bitter These 33 Lines Were Approved

    "Clothes over bros."

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most cringeworthy movie lines, and it turns out Hollywood has written them mostly for women. Here are the bizarre results.

    Note: Not all submissions are from Community users.

    1. In Pirates of the Caribbean, when Elizabeth told a pirate what *real* pain feels like in the most cringeworthy way.

    Elizabeth: "You like pain? Try wearing a corset"
    Disney

    2. In Gigli, when Ricki seduced Larry by telling him: "It's turkey time — gobble gobble!"

    Sony Pictures Releasing

    3. In Love Story, when Jenny uttered this super-corny line after Oliver apologized to her.

    Jenny: "Love means never having to say you're sorry"
    Paramount Pictures

    4. In Grey's Anatomy, when Meredith declared her love for Derek in the longest monologue and made us all cringe.

    Meredith: "So, pick me. Choose me. Love me"
    ABC

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    5. In Austin Powers in Goldmember, when Foxxy was overly excited to fight Dr. Evil with Austin, and said this cringeworthy line.

    Foxxy: "'Cause I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman!"
    New Line Cinema

    6. In Cloud Atlas, when Meronym asked Zachry if he wanted to know the truth, but said it in the strangest way possible.

    Meronym asking Zachry: "You want the true true?"
    Warner Bros. Pictures

    7. In Showgirls, when Cristal and Nomi bonded over the strangest pastime: eating dog food.

    Cristal: "I've had dog food." Nomi: "You have?" Cristal: "A long time ago -- Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow." Nomi: "I used to love Doggy Chow, too!"
    MGM

    8. In Kingsman: The Secret Service, when Princess Tilde was trapped behind the door and said this truly wild thing to Eggsy.

    Princess Tilde: "If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole!"
    20th Century Fox

    9. In Suicide Squad, when Harley Quinn imparted wisdom to her friends at the bar and it was anything but relatable.

    Harley Quinn: "Normal is a setting on the dryer"
    Warner Bros.

    10. In Empire, when Cookie tried to make Anika feel scared, but she actually sounded pretty awkward instead.

    Cookie: "The streets ain't made for everybody. That's why they made sidewalks"
    Fox

    11. In Pretty Woman, when Edward asked Vivian what she wanted out of their relationship, and she gave him the corniest answer ever: a "fairy tale."

    Buena Vista Pictures

    12. In Jerry Maguire, when Dorothy professed her love to Jerry and it was sappy as heck.

    Dorothy: "Just shut up -- you had me at hello"
    Sony Pictures Releasing

    13. In Savages, when O described her sexual relationship with Chon and made the worst pun ever.

    O: "I have orgasms -- he has wargasms"
    Universal Pictures

    14. In Game of Thrones, when Tyene whispered this horribly unpleasant line in Bronn's ear.

    Tyene: "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy"

    15. In American Horror Story: Hotel, when the Countess awkwardly seduced Ramona by saying: "OK, kill me — but screw me first."

    The Countess: "Ok, kill me -- but screw me first"
    FX

    16. In Sex and the City, when Carrie ran into Big after his engagement party with Natasha and had this dramatic realization.

    Carrie: "Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed"
    HBO

    17. In Riverdale, when Veronica tried to be philosophical when it came to breaking the rules, but was super awkward instead.

    Veronica: "Well, I don't follow rules. I make them. And when necessary, I break them"
    The CW

    18. In Jennifer's Body, when Jennifer asked Needy and Chip if they were having sex, because it smelled "like Thai food."

    20th Century Fox

    19. In The Wedding Planner, when Mary told Fran the inspiration behind her career as a wedding planner and it was supremely awkward.

    Mary telling Fran those who can't wed, plan
    Sony Pictures Releasing

    20. In The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2, when Bella lost her cool toward Jacob and yelled at him in the most Bella way.

    Bella yelling at Jacob: "You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?"
    Summit Entertainment

    21. In Fuller House, when Stephanie's boyfriend surprised her with a milkshake, and she made this supremely horrible reference.

    Stephanie: "Aww, my boy brought my milkshake to the yard"
    Netflix

    22. In One Tree Hill, when Brooke and Haley made a loyal pact together by claiming "Clothes over bros."

    Brooke and Haley both saying: "Clothes over bros?"
    The WB

    23. In Four Weddings and a Funeral, when Charles told Carrie he loved her in the pouring rain and she was so overwhelmed with joy, she uttered this corny line.

    Carrie asking Charles if it's still raining because she hadn't noticed
    Rank Film Distributors

    24. In Crazy, Stupid, Love, when Hannah reacted to Jacob's shirtless body in the most dramatic and unusual way.

    Hannah yelling at Jacob that he looks like he's photoshopped
    Warner Bros. Pictures

    25. In Glee, when Rachel tried to make a confident speech about why she's a star, but in reality, it was just awful.

    Rachel: "You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. My gold starts are a metaphor, for me, being a star"
    Fox

    26. In Music and Lyrics, when Sophie tried to describe the art of songwriting, but it was cringeworthy as hell.

    Sophie explaining: "A melody is like seeing someone for the first time. But then, as you get to know the person, that's the lyrics"
    Warner Bros. Pictures

    27. In Breakfast at Tiffany's, when Holly made us all cringe before she read the breakup letter from her fiancé, José.

    Paul and Holly in the back of the cab, Holly putting on her lipstick before reading the letter from José
    Paramount Pictures

    28. In Buffy the Vampire Slayer, when Buffy said this weird one-liner before attacking a demon.

    Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty"
    The WB

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    29. In Miss Congeniality, when everyone was in awe of Gracie's "beautiful makeover," and she told them off in the cringiest way.

    Gracier telling Eric and Victor not to mess with her because she's wearing a dress, has gel in her hair, and she's starved
    Warner Bros. Pictures

    30. In Monster-in-Law, when Kevin went to the bathroom and Viola and Charlie threatened each other with the corniest insults ever.

    Viola calling Charlie "girlie" and Charlie calling Viola "grandma"
    New Line Cinema

    31. In Grease, when Sandy uttered this line to Danny that's supposed to be badass, but in reality, is so darn awful.

    Sandy: "Tell me about it, stud"
    Paramount Pictures

    32. In the Sex and the City movie, when Carrie and Louise said the most painfully punny goodbye in movie history.

    Carrie: "Saint Louise. You brought me back to life." Louise: "And you gave me Louis Vuitton"
    Warner Bros. Pictures

    33. And in The Brothers Bloom, when Penelope insulted Stephen by telling him he's constipated in his soul, and that he has a "grumpy petrified poop" up his butt.

    Penelope: "I think you're constipated, in your fucking soul. I think you might have a really big load of grumpy petrified poop up your soul's ass"
    Summit Entertainment

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