Blue green

Maybe he got Shanghai’d? My great great grandfather used to do it, according to family lore. He owned a tavern and would get unsuspecting patrons drunk or hit them on the head, then sell them to ship captains who needed crew. They would have to work on the ship as sailors at least… Read More

I’m Canadian and I inherited a plate specifically for deviled eggs from my grandmother. I used it at Christmas.

That happened to me. I believe d him and paid the bill. A few dates later, he told me that forgetting his wallet was a little test to make sure his date wasn’t a gold digger. From what I could see, he didn’t have any gold to dig! Anyway, I noped out of that one.

My mother narrates every car trip “Oh look, there’s Walmart. It’s bigger than the Walmart at home. Thats a big truck, he needs to stay in his lane…” Fortunately, she doesn’t require a response. She has big car anxiety and gasps like we are about to crash whenever another car comes… Read More

That goose wants to sit on your couch, drink your beer and watch your tv.

If you don’t like that I use Starbucks terms when I order, I guess I’ll just go to Starbucks.

The HR one - it’s surprising how often people make large, costly mistakes and just get written up instead of fired as long as they don’t lie. They will ask the person’s boss if they wanted rid of them aside from the mistake. If the answer is no, it is a write up, if it is yes, they… Read More

The ones about getting into their Coogan account - a Coogan account is only 15% of their gross earnings. The parents had already spent the rest.

My grandmother’s last words to us before lapsing into her final coma was “Whatever you girls do, look after your teeth!” Very sensible advice.

Lime zest is the secret ingredient for great guacamole.