Pulled jackfruit quesadillas? Hell yes.
Do you know Scotland’s unofficial national anthem by heart?
“How do lesbians have sex?” Just stop.
“Hedgehogs: Why can’t they just share the hedge?”
Scotland has absolutely zero f*cks to give.
He really is Britain’s cheekiest comedian.
The Scottish actor’s selfie game is braw and michty.
Can you tell the difference between J.K. and her most famous female character?
Everyone was freaked out by haggis pizza.
“Hector! Hector! Ginger bottle collector!”
Granite City? More like ban it city.
People really out-weirded themselves this year.
“T in the Park? Disaster in the dark more like.”
Beware the Slam Tent zombie.
“Do you share your living room with farm animals?”
Happiness is just a £1.50 Lothian Buses single away.
“Who is Ken and why do Scottish people keep talking about him?”
“Do you guys have electricity?”
Never Mind The Buzzcocks style. “Phill’s team, you need five points to win.”