Fancy paddling to the pub for a pint? H/t Atlas Obscura.
“You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.”
We’re just as sexy as our scenery.
Please stop putting your dicks in our eyes.
Britain’s current housing crisis wasn’t the first, and probably won’t be the last.
Sex party with The Krankies, or porn with your parents?
“Am I hungover or still mwi idk?”
Who’s up for a gin cruise?
Are you more Amy Pond or James Bond?
All aboard the Hogwarts Express.
There’s a place for minced sheep’s lungs, but it isn’t in ice cream.
It really is the armpit of Scotland.
“Ardnamurchan for sure: It makes you feel like the only living person on Earth.”
Can you guess these songs by Scottish artists from just the first line?
Ah’m I right or a meringue?
One day, someone will get to the front of the Central taxi queue. Maybe.
“Ewan McGregor?” “No, just me.”
What lies beneath (the batter)?
“All Scottish weddings end with the bride and groom having their faces melt off to the sound of terrible screams.”