“I just…don’t understand what you’re saying.”
Did summer = Center Parcs?
You need to up your game, Glasgow.
“Ich will nicht sagen “Sexualstraftäter”, aber Sexualstraftäter?”
“My best friend’s gay wedding cheeseboard.”
Ayrshire? Don’t you dare(shire).
Whisky + raspberries + cream = heaven.
“The intestines arrived still full.”
Is your spiritual home Merchiston or Maryhill?
“He’s a grass, Falconhoof.”
Getting on a train right now.
Spoiler alert: It probably involves tattie scones.
“Do you know J.K. Rowling?”
Mary’s Milk Bar is definitive proof that Edinburgh is a food paradise.
“But that means you have to put the dick in your nostril or something right?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? H/t Accidental Partridge.