"I wonder if bees ever brag about the number of flowers they've been inside of."
"Leave five-year-old Belcalis alone."
"Nothing but respect for my captain of the lesbians."
Always count on grandma for some fingerless weed gloves.
United in weird.
Hint: Don't forget about the jazz album.
Don't speak to me before noon.
It's called BUTTernut squash for a reason.
Keep more than one pen on hand.
Kady knew it all along.
Simpler times with bangin' bops.
Welcome to The Cheesecake Garden!
When will my coworkers buy me a car?
Edison could never.
"Hello did you get eaten by a shark?"
Men and ladders do not mix.
Forget stuffed crust, give me all crust.
Cakes were definitely harmed in the making of this.
"Told my boyfriend i was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"'
Don't stir my drink with your finger.