1.Jennifer Lopez and Shakira performed at the Super Bowl halftime show at around this time exactly one year ago.
Like, those are real-life people in the crowd. No social distancing in sight.
A year ago, "social distancing" wasn't even in our vocabulary.
2.It's hard to believe, but Charlotte Awbery was discovered in the subway about a year ago to the day.
She went viral on Feb. 20, 2020. That's like three weeks before lockdown.
3.Trump was acquitted on both articles of impeachment by the Senate in early February 2020. That's a little over a year ago.
The FIRST Trump impeachment feels like it happened a billion years ago.
4.You probably already forgot that Nancy Pelosi tore up Trump's speech during the State of the Union in early 2020. It's weird to think that a little over a month later, we would all be stuck inside.
5.Right before the coronavirus took over, everyone was talking about Cheer.
"Daytona" this. "Daytona" that.
Cheer feels like it came out 72 years ago, definitely not a little over a year ago.
6.Speaking of TV shows, Tiger King came out 11 months ago, right at the beginning of lockdown — March 20, to be exact.
7.Another TV show that feels like it came out a trillion years ago is Love Is Blind.
Love is Blind came out in mid-February 2020. We were so naive!
8.Believe it or not, a year ago, people still went to movie theaters.
9.The Invisible Man was in theaters.
10.Sonic the Hedgehog and Bad Boys for Life were playing too.
11.The Oscars happened a little over a year ago.
12.Everyone always forgets that Laura Dern won.
13.The Academy Awards were one of the last major events in a "pre-'rona world."
14.We were still making Cats jokes then!
15.A year ago, we were still talking about Hustlers.