1. Let's get straight in there with this one. When Ariana Grande was caught on a security camera licking some goddamn doughnuts in a shop.
Twice. And Donutgate was born.
2. When Cara Delevingne got told off during a painfully awkward interview and threw the most amazing shade.
Which culminated with this.
3. Madonna fell down some stairs while performing at the Brit Awards in a giant cape.
4. When Justin Bieber threw a fit on the Today show.
"Next time I won't dance because the camera's here the whole time. Might as well not dance. What do I do this for if they're just gonna..."
6. Around the time he stormed offstage and cancelled a show because his fans wouldn't let him WIPE. THE. FLOOR.
WHAT IS HAPPENING OMG
8. When Harry Styles tried out a new ~fashion trend~.
9. Then decided to try out another one.
10. And again.
11. In fact, One Direction gave us a hugely hard time in 2015. Louis Tomlinson got someone pregnant.
WTAF?
12. Zayn Malik left the band.
omfg.
13. Dyed his hair green.
14. And fell out with Louis.
@Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?
15. Chris Hemsworth looked unrecognisable.
16. Beyoncé shut her assistant down on a red carpet.
17. When Nicki Minaj was mad she didn’t get a VMA nomination for Best Video for “Anaconda”, threw some shade, and Taylor Swift took it personally.
@NICKIMINAJ I've done nothing but love & support you. It's unlike you to pit women against each other. Maybe one of the men took your slot..
Huh? U must not be reading my tweets. Didn't say a word about u. I love u just as much. But u should speak on this. @taylorswift13
18. Then Katy Perry decided to give this snarky response to their Twitter fallout.
Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as one unmeasurably capitalizes on the take down of a woman...
19. Not that we could understand it.
20. Then when Nicki was finally at the VMAs she asked Miley "what's good?"
21. It was also the year the world imploded when Arya Stark, Harry Potter, Clara Oswald, and Gilly hung out.
22. Kanye West declared himself the "greatest living rock star on the planet."
when kanye calls himself the biggest rockstar in the world
23. And revealed he's running for president.
24. But not much went on with Kim Kardashian.
25. She had a very quiet year.
26. Pretty ordinary, really.
27. Oh, apart from she did fall pregnant again. And Kanye held a pregnancy-themed party for her.
28. And they named their son Saint West.
NBD.
watch kanye name his kid "saint" or some stupid shit
29. The Cruel Intentions cast reunited and recreated that kiss.
30. Neville Longbottom longbottomed more than he's ever longbottomed before.
😬😬😬
32. When Giuliana Rancic described Zendaya's hair on Fashion Police and said it made her look like she “smells like patchouli oil" and agreed with another host it also maybe looked like it smelt of weed.
WTAF.
33. And Kylie Jenner rocked cornrows.
So Hunger Games star Amandla Stenberg called her out for cultural appropriation.
Then Kylie and Justin responded.
34. But it was also the year Alexander Skarsgård turned into this.
35. Ryan Gosling dyed his hair black.
36. When Britney Spears told a crowd of men to suck her fucking toe.
Because she's Britney.
37. When someone definitely, maybe, possibly farted on-air while Taylor Swift introduced her “Wildest Dreams” video at the VMAs.
38. When Rihanna showed up to the Met Gala like this.
Receita de omelete a La Rihanna #MetGala
39. Ed Sheeran left the Brit Awards like this.
40. And Ryan Reynolds looked like this.
41. When Jessie J sang with her mouth closed and made us go "OMFG."
42. And love, sadly, died.
43. R. Kelly stormed out of an interview in search of McDonald's after an interview got tough.
“If any other negative things come at me out of your mouth as far as negativity, I’m going to get up and I’m going to walk out and I’m going to go to McDonald’s, hopefully the McRib is out.”
44. Kim Kardashian shared her amazing placenta.
My experience eating my placenta is up on my app! https://t.co/0aC3YXxIgv
45. Daniel Radcliffe rapped Eminem at karaoke with his girlfriend.
View this video on YouTube
46. Madonna kissed Drake on stage and he was totally cool with it.
47. Jennifer Lopez performed "Anaconda" and Nicki Minaj was also cool with that.
49. Miley Cyrus debuted pink armpit hair.
50. Chris Brown freaked out about Meek Mill's probation hearing and compared him to Freddie Gray.
wish the judge could see the influence meek mill can have out of jail more than in it.Y'all wanna lock him up but what about FREDDIE GRAY?
The system is set on bullshit. The DAs and JUDGES get just as high as the next man and fuck people's lives up!
U think the people are gonna keep sitting around and letting this bullshit ride?Y'all wanna take guns away so y'all can inforce martial law.
We act like this country hasn't been run off drug money and corrupt officials.The whole history of Miami is based off of cocaine.OPEN YOUR 👀
We are blind to most of this shit because we are prisoners of our own mind and materials!
51. When Taylor Swift out-Taylor Swifted herself and performed "Smelly Cat" with Phoebe from Friends.
Yessss! @taylorswift13 is singing #SmellyCat with Phoebe (aka Lisa Kudrow) #Friends
52. Kim Kardashian went peroxide blonde.
53. Alan Cumming wore Crocs to the Emmy Awards.
54. And Matt Damon grew a ponytail.
55. Derek Zoolander walked the Valentino show at Paris Fashion Week.
Zoolander come to @MaisonValentino #PFW
57. John Travolta did this to Scarlett Johansson and we're not sure why.
58. Jeff Goldblum's son was born on INDEPENDENCE DAY OF ALL DAYS.
59. Oh, and Lenny Kravitz's dick tried to fly away when his trousers ripped on stage and everything, quite literally, fell out.
