“Like I’m the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth.”
Organization never looked so good.
Reading spaces are the best spaces, am I right?
J. Lo’s pink tracksuit. Enough said.
♫ No matter what I do, all I think about is you.♫
The That ’70s Show series finale aired 10 years ago today.
The One With All The Mysterious Drawings.
Could you BE any more of an expert?
Is he in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre?
“I threw up on his penis and my instant reaction was to put the vomit back in my mouth.”
“I cried in the rain because I didn’t know where ducks went when it got cold outside.”
They don’t just sit around and eat bon-bons all day.
“Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.”
“I screamed while my gynecologist removed 18 thorns from my vagina after I fell into a rose bush.”
Because sometimes you can’t hold back the beer tears.
Penises. Penises everywhere.
~Takes a nap literally any time I want~
In honor of the show’s Season 5 finale tonight!
The vajayjay has seen it all.