jonsharky

It got cut down a lot for the movie, but watch the full 'jerking off in the bathroom' car scene from Clerks 2 as a deleted scene below. SERIOUSLY NSFW!!! https://youtu.be/pvj5o-jOQ7U

to clarify - if my partner hadn't have called I'd have sat through the whole film as I will generally watch any rubbish lol.

I've never actively walked out of a film, but I remember getting a call 20 minutes into The Bourne Legacy from my partner asking me to come home. I left the theatre to take the call (I'm not an @sshole) and just...didn't go back. To this day I haven't seen the rest of it. I love the… Read More

I slept with a few married women/women in serious relationships during my wild 20s. A couple were just hook-ups and I don't know what happened to them. One ended up realising that there was more to life than a boring neglectful sex-less relationship and ended up leaving her partner… Read More

I used to work for a major British cinema chain. The Xmas Party fund was linked to our sales performances. Sold x amount of clubcards in a month? More money in the Xmas Party Fund. Upsold Medium combos into Large combos? More money in the Xmas Party Fund. Here's the thing though -… Read More

This might just be me, but when I was 4 or 5 my parents rented Honey I Shrunk The Kids for me. it was the big family film at the time and I think it was one of the first new films I was ever introduced to. That damn scorpion gave me nightmares! Scorpions just aren't a thing in the… Read More

'Kenny' (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822389/) needs to be on this list. It's a mockumentary about a man who works for a company that delivers and maintains portaloos for big festivals and events in Australia. The title character (Shane Jacobson) is fictional but the company he works… Read More

Slightly different, but Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny should have been a stage musical rather than a screen musical. I'm talking a big touring production with a full live band and staging on par with something like Pink Floyd's The Wall. It would be the perfect roadshow for The… Read More

This author says "buttfucked" is sexist and homophobic. Is that true? I'm not saying contextually John McClane isn't slightly homophobic, but can't anyone with a butt be fucked? And can't anyone with a vaguely phallic object fuck a butt? Is there always a power dynamic regardless… Read More

I really enjoyed the ending of Ash vs The Evil Dead. I think they knew the 3rd season was going to be the last, so they went all out and threw the kitchen sink at Ash (the sperm bank sequence anyone?), and stretching the character beyond that would be unrealistic even for The Evil… Read More