jessepimpinella

Jesse Pimpinella

From Youngstown, Ohio, Jesse Pimpinella is stand-up comedian who will bring you on a storytelling journey of awkwardness and indecision. Since 2011, Jesse has been performing at clubs and venues all over the Midwest, and has appeared on CBS. He is an online sensation that has been hailed by ComicSeen "Absolutely Hysterical"

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  • A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy
  • Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet
  • Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'
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  • The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball
  • A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head
  • Butterflies flying around a pair of lips
  • A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs
  • Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand
  • The golden snitch flying through the air
  • A green slime splatter
  • K-pop 'finger heart'
  • Funky disco dancer
  • A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"
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  • Halloween Kills: The Teaser Breakdown!

    Good New: We got a teaser! Bad news: #HalloweenKills has been bumped a year! Here's a teaser break down! #HalloweenKills #JamieLeeCurtis

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife Trailer Breakdown

    After the first viewing of the trailer, I had to rewatch it and slow things down. Nostalgia and joy blinded me to a bunch of amazing easter eggs and call backs from the original Ghostbusters! HERE ARE THE 3 BIGGEST THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR!

  • Top 5 Most Messed Up Joker Moments

    Now that #Joker has hit theaters, it is time to look back at some of Joker's Most Messed Up Moments from Comic Books, Movies and TV Shows! These are in no ranking order! but feel free to rank them! Thanks for reading!

  • 5 Ways To Halloween Like A Boss!

    Yeah, I made "Halloween" a verb! We live in a society where we Uber, Google, Youtube and more! If they can be verbs, so can Halloween! Enough verbal foreplay! On with the list!

  • Why The Fall Is Best Than Summer

    #Summer #Fall #Halloween #SummerTime Look, I love summer time! It's great. But Fall is magical. Here is why!

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