Why The Fall Is Best Than Summer
#Summer #Fall #Halloween #SummerTime Look, I love summer time! It's great. But Fall is magical. Here is why!
No "Beach Body" Expectation
Seriously, I look SEXY in a sweater! I may be Jason Mamoa level hot in a Turtleneck! That is why I love Fall. The weather is cool and crisp. Therefore,a sweater can cover up my extra poundage. Now, if I was shirtless and laying on the beach, that's another story. PETA would be trying to roll me in the water chanting "Save The Whales!"
Plus Holding a cute lamb helps!
Halloween( Need I Say More?)
Horror Movies, Haunted Houses, Hayrides, Corn Mazes, Pumpkin Carving Halloween Candy, AMC Horror movie marathons! The list goes on.
Sorry 4th of July, you can keep you Fireworks! Ghost Boos are better than Red White and Boom!
No Sun Burn
Yeah, as a pasty white person, my mortal enemies is the sun. I look like Beetlejuice. But in the fall, I fit in...oh and if I say "trick or treat," I may get free candy. SUCK IT SUN! But if you can do a Batman Symbol sun burn, you are a rockstar!
Pumpkin Spice...EVERYTHING!
When one lists all the Pumpkin flavored products, you begin to sound like Bubba from Forrest Gump listing shrimp dishes. Basically, there are all delicious!