It still blows my mind that my teenage friends and I used to hang out at a 24 hour diner chainsmoking and drinking coffee all night. We'd also go to a lot of DIY punk shows in random basements.
Ok #7 I'm an atheist and I think it's pretty common knowledge that you don't get to take communion if you are not a member of the religion. There's a whole right of passage kids do to be given their first communion.
My step-MIL is from old money. I was discussing my desire for a new job since I was deeply underpaid and on the verge of a nervous breakdown at my old one. She asked what I had to be so stressed about because it was "just fun money." Like, who does she think is paying all of my bills?…Â
People will not stop gifting me earrings. My piercings closed up years ago and I have repeatedly told family members that I can't wear them anymore. Still, they persist.
Can we talk about how Freddy Got Fingered was the worst movie ever made and sometimes makes me wonder if Tom Green himself was just a fever dream I had?
One of my neighbors just writes "Help me" in fake (I hope) blood on one window and NOTHING ELSE. I legit thought someone was being held captive the first year I saw it.
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