"Wait, maybe I should date a fish?"
Even the Queen apparently likes a tequila!
"Hollywood has changed. And there lies ahead of us a great deal of work to be done."
The beauty of friendship.
"When you’re having a good time and realize you forgot to thaw the chicken for your mama."
"I just feel like God is out here showin' his ass tonight," Haddish told BuzzFeed News. "Because he is blessing me with everything."
Guillermo del Toro's win last night means that three of the last four Best Director winners have been from Mexico.
"They celebrated their reunion with a double cheeseburger from In-N-Out," McDormand's rep told CNN.
At the 90th Academy Awards, the film industry seemed anxious to put the #MeToo moment behind it. Are audiences ready to do the same?
"I'm still mum's favourite."
Where do I sign up?
You know what movie the peach rings go with.
"The soup snakes are hitting the red carpet!"
"All she did was minimize the achievements of the non-white male director nominees who worked so damn hard to get where they are."
"We all have that one asshole friend and Jennifer Lawrence is Emma Stone's..."
"I did it to keep his chin up."
He took home the Academy Award for his work on Blade Runner 2049.
His best ~home alone~ performance to date.
Let's review, shall we?
Love is real, ya'll.
McDormand took home the Best Actress award for her role in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
And the Oscar goes to Grinding Nemo.
Compared with the Golden Globes, the Oscars took a more...relaxed approach to the fight against sexual misconduct in Hollywood.
Spoiler: Everything was fine this time around.
Giant sandwiches, ftw.
"Timothée is missing Paw Patrol to be here tonight."
LMAO @ Jennifer Lawrence hopping over seats with her wine.
"Why are Tiffany Haddish and Maya Rudolph not hosting?"
Truly revolutionary (for a famous person).
"Marginalized people deserve to feel like they belong. Representation matters."
After 14 nominations over 23 years, legendary cinematographer Roger Deakins won — finally! — for Blade Runner 2049.
The Call Me by Your Name screenwriter is 89.
"To all the dreamers out there, we stand with you."
From the red carpet to your closet.
The former basketball player won the award for Best Animated Short.
::chants "Wakanda Forever" eternally::
A Fantastic Woman just won Best Foreign Language film at the Oscars.
The four queens of Australia.
I'm doin' all white everything.
This is necessary IMO.
Lupita, though! 😍😍😍
"I literally would not be an actor without that man, without that school, without public arts funding," Timothée Chalamet said.
The Call Me By Your Name screenwriter won the red carpet.
The Shape of Water was the big winner, taking home four awards, including Best Picture.