This Ultimate "Mom Test" Will Definitely Prove Just How Mommish Your Mom Is
This Mother's Day, give your mom the gift of knowing just how much of a mom your mother is.
This Mother's Day, give your mom the gift of knowing just how much of a mom your mother is.
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"Being a parent to a toddler is messing with my vocab. Told someone that I was sorry I was late because I got stuck waiting on a choo choo train to pass." —@treydayway
These freaky little goofballs are too pure for this world.
"The teacher said in front of the class that it wasn't his fault that I had 'a tramp for a mother.' I was 12 years old."
Your boss might ask you to hide his affairs from his wife, or maybe you work in HR and have access to all the company's internal conflicts. Whatever it is, we want to hear about it.
"A friend told me he actually considers it polite to tell someone what you like in bed, as it saves them the embarrassment of performing poorly if they already know what to do. That really reframed things for me."
"My office overlooks a river, and today, my boss announced that a Q2 goal is for everyone to comment on the river at least twice a week. Specific examples of 'wow, lotta ducks' and 'what kind of boat do you suppose that is' were cited, and I am once again yearning for the mines."
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"A friend told me he actually considers it polite to tell someone what you like in bed, as it saves them the embarrassment of performing poorly if they already know what to do. That really reframed things for me."
"I attended an elementary school called Dewey Elementary and spent an embarrassing number of years of my life believing the Dewey Decimal System was specific to my school."
"gave baby her first bath yesterday, she pooped in the tub and when i picked her up to wipe her off she pooped on my hand. i keep telling her she’s not allowed to be a comedian, but she’s clearly not listening." —@ambercrollo
"I was reading Silence of the Lambs on the plane & the lady next to me asked why I was flying. I said I was on book tour & she pointed to Silence of the Lambs & said 'ooh did you write that?' & I nodded & said 'yes, yes I did'" —@sarahroseetter
This Mother's Day, give your mom the gift of knowing just how much of a mom your mother is.
"A guy told me he wished someone would 'cut me up and put me in a dumpster.'"
"He threatened to tell the principal of the school — like I’m gonna get expelled for not wanting to have sex with him."
"Once I was on a fancy dinner date having a cocktail with a little leaf in it. My date and I liked the drinks so much we ordered more. We then watched the bartender walk out to the sidewalk and pull leaves out of a grass patch growing near the road. Then, she brought us the new drinks." —@saint_audrey
"Being a parent to a toddler is messing with my vocab. Told someone that I was sorry I was late because I got stuck waiting on a choo choo train to pass" —@treydayway