For a while I thought, “interesting looking dude” that I think dated Amy Poehler and now that he’s started dressing in a zaddy college professor-type way I’m like, “Zaaaaaang. Metamorphosis.”
Ha! My family just let me slide into a 70k debt that it’s taken me ten years to pay off by co signing for my loans. And I don’t even use my useless degree! Yay. Higher education really paid off... pun not included.
Anna reaction can’t be real. If you don’t wish your ex is clutching their sheets and reaching out for you on their deathbed, how can you get any satisfaction in your own life?
This reads as really insensitive and not friendly. Less articles like this. Differences can be fun, but a constant barrage of how they are not as good is annoying. Leave us and the cheese whiz alone.
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