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23 Things Americans Don't Realize Are Weird

Why are there such huge gaps in your bathroom stall doors?

1. Air conditioning everywhere, pumped up to the max.

2. All the commercial breaks on TV.

3. The huge gaps in the toilet doors.

Also, due to there not being "occupied" notices on toilet doors, they instead make the door gap really large. 🚽

Privacy is overrated anyway.

4. The obsession with icy cold water.

5. The thing you call French bread.

#hot #french #bread lol I baked it myself #Safeway

This is NOT French bread. This is an insult to France and to all breads.

6. Having a hundred flavors of everything.

Dear Oreo, what's up w/ all your weird flavors? No need to mess with perfection.

I'm always up for a bit of variety but this is pushing it a bit too far.

7. Flags everywhere.

8. Not having the tax included on the price tag.

9. Laws changing from state to state.

10. Ads for lawyers and doctors.

11. The size of your highways.

12. Your fucking unit system.

Q: Why doesn't the #US use the #metric system like the rest of the world? A: Because we're right and everybody els… https://t.co/WzrLrx9UOR

Pardon my French, but why can't you use the celsius scale and the metric system like basically everybody else on this planet?

13. Commercials for prescribed drugs.

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These ads are basically 2% commercial and 98% obligatory listing of all the possible side effects. Why even bother?

14. Waiters asking you if everything is okay all the time.

15. Pharmacies where you can fill up on beer and cigarettes along with your prescription drugs.

16. The size of cars.

17. People out in the world in their PJs.

18. When "how are you?" actually means "hello" and people DGAF about how you are.

19. Wall-mounted showerheads.

20. The fact that all your currency looks identical.

21. Getting carded when you're old enough to be a grandparent.

It's part flattering, part annoying.

22. Weirdly flavored lattes.

23. Easy Cheese