How solid is your relationship karma?
A very serious ranking from worst to best.
From Jenny Block, author of O Wow: Discovering Your Ultimate Orgasm.
:O - todo mundo que já teve relações sexuais com você.
The anal canal’s the limit, apparently.
:[. Confessions courtesy of Whisper.
:O - everyone who’s had sexual intercourse with you.
(Along with career envy, obviously.)
“I don’t care if you ever marry me - I just want to be with you.”
This shouldn’t be wished upon one’s worst enemies.
“My wife doesn’t desire me anymore and tenses up at my touch.” Confessions courtesy of Whisper.
“If I’m going in with a genuine intention, then there must be someone out there also going in with a genuine intention.”
Stumbling around to find a condom? Who needs that????
From Last Week Tonight’s episode on sex education.
“I love you” = “I’m so glad we both swiped right.”
“Yes! I admit it! I’ve read all your essays and watched your standup routines circa 2009. THERE, I SAID IT.”
“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.” (Spoiler alert.)
Confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Your answers are very telling.