“She was a full person. I’d never seen that before.”
Welcome to the black parade, forever.
Aside from him being amazing in The Danish Girl, The Theory of Everything, Les Misérables (the list goes on.)
Don’t worry, everything will be all right.
“Polysexual? Isn’t that just pansexual?” *bangs forehead against wall*
You don’t have to stay in conversations you don’t like.
“Haven’t really done a one night stand, but this seems what it might be like.”
Just pick a turtleneck sweater.
“are u a big spoon or a little spoon?” “im a knife”
The stand-up comedian and author stopped by BuzzFeed and gave us important life advice about how to be adults.
Will your career flourish or will you finally fall in love?
The 30 Rock star, stand-up comedian, and author stopped by BuzzFeed and played a round of word association.
“I really like him but I don’t want to scare him away.” Courtesy of Whisper.
What does your love of Bananagrams say about you?
“You send her a picture of a turtle climbing out of a briefcase.”