Three meals a day is a joke. So is portion control.
All you want to do in traffic is push the pedal down and get where you need to go. Road rage ensues.
Because running is just like, really, really tiring.
Raising someone else’s kid is no joke. #nannylife.
I just made that up, though it should probably be a thing now. But please, don’t let me discourage you from continuing to display your muscles in the sun.
Remember Nick’s cactus giving, lawyer girlfriend from season one? Let us refresh your memory.
Because the best view of baseball comes from behind. The behind.
Because sometimes you’re alone and screaming “MOOOOOOM” just won’t work. The pressure is on.
It turns out that there are a lot of uses for the phrase, “it’s the little things”. Spoiler alert: most things are pretty little.
Wow, they were not kidding when they said hot. Here’s to learning that the hard way.
Because we’ve all been that person who is denied a ticket at 10:01, regardless of our refresh page reaction time. It’s a jungle out there.
Because New Girl would be absolutely nothing without this gem of a man. And his limitless facial expressions.
Because the time to admire adorable British boys in tight pants is all the time. Warning: it’s an emotional journey.
At the end of the day, all we have are our pets who we force to hang out with us.