"Because the last time you saw me is still burned in the back of your mind. You gave me roses and I left them there to die." - "Back To December"
Girl in relationship: That is so mean, Tay! Why would you leave those roses to die? Roses from my man are the best surprise.
Single girl: I would totally have done the same thing. This is my life, but my break up was in June. I go back to June all the time.
"All I know is you held the door, you'll be mine and I'll be yours." - "Everything Has Changed"
Girl in relationship: awwwwwwwww, that's how I felt when I met my guy. He is so chivalrous.
Single girl: ugh, yeah right, I'm never going to fall in love with someone who holds open a door for me. Boys don't even do that!
"I've been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end, but on a Wednesday in a cafe I watched it begin again." - "Begin Again"
Girl in relationship: it's like I tell my single girlfriends - you will find love again when you least expect it, just like me!
Single girl: is there any way you could give me any hints as to when it will begin again? Because it's getting old waiting around for it.
"You are the best thing that's ever been mine." - "Mine"
Girl in relationship: Omgosh, my guy is the best thing that's ever been mine, too!
Single girl: My shoe collection is the best thing that's ever been mine.
"Losing him was blue like I'd never known, missing him was dark grey all alone, forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met. But loving him was red." - "Red"
Girl in relationship: loving him is so red. You are so right, girl.
Single girl: losing him was so blue. You are so right, girl.
"Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain, kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain; 'cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile." - "Sparks Fly"
Girl in relationship: awww, that's beautiful. I see sparks fly when he smiles, too. It really is just like she says.
Single girl: No one goes out in the pouring rain. Everyone goes like, inside. And there wouldn't even be sparks in the rain. Ugh.
"'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now." - "I Knew You Were Trouble"
Girl in relationship: I will never understand girls who always go for the bad boy. Just find a nice wholesome man like mine (who loves his mom)!
Single girl: ha, trouble is an understatement. Jerk.
"I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion, but you are not the kind of boy who should be marrying the wrong girl." - "Speak Now"
Girl in relationship: OMG, if one of my boyfriend's exes crashed our wedding, I would DIE.
Single girl: OMG, if one of my exes was getting married, I would DIE. #foreveralone.
"And I lived in your chess game but you changed the rules everyday." - "Dear John"
Girl in relationship: This poor girl - what the hell, John?
Single girl: Wow, what a great metaphor to describe every man I've ever dated.
"I left my scarf there at your sister's house, and you still got it in your drawer even now." - "All Too Well"
Girl in relationship: that's so sad that she left her scarf. She should really ask for that back.
Single girl: God, Tay nailed this song. And yeah, give me my damn scarf back, dude!
"I never thought we'd have a last kiss, never imagined we'd end like this." - "Last Kiss"
Girl in relationship: I guess you never know when things will end, but I mean obvi I'm going to be with my boyfriend forever. I just mean in general, you know?
Single girl: This song gets me deep. Damn, girl.
"And I wish I could run to you, and I hope you know that every time I don't, I almost do..." - "I Almost Do"
Girl in relationship: ...but I don't run, so I'll drive. Haha, get it?
Single girl: ...but I can't, because I'm not gonna be that girl.
"We are never, ever, ever getting back together." - "We Are Never Getting Back Together"
Girl in relationship: this song is so catchy! Stick it to him, Tay Tay!
Single girl: like, ever.