All righty, then.
Here's what not to watch before your big feast.
Either we all had really awful taste when we were kids, or critics were being old, cranky idiots.
You heard every one of these 3098430984 times.
The king of face malleability turns 51 today. And there is no Jim Carrey like classic '90s Jim Carrey.
A better Jedi than Luke and now a better shot than Han.