I’ve counted all my mistakes and there’s only one standing out from the list of the things I’ve done: Not preparing myself for the day when every single One Direction member would be taken.
While my broke ass still can’t manage to shell out $99 a night for an off-season stay in Nantucket, I might just be able to swing it for these unreal destinations.
What should I order on the first date? I used to think salad was the perfect option because it creates the facade that I'm healthy, but really you just look like a jackass trying to strategically fit a fork-full of lettuce in your mouth.
What's something you would think would be a good thing to order, but actually isn't (like salad--you appear "healthy" but look like a jackass trying to fit a fork-full of lettuce in your mouth.)
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