Pick A Dude Wearing A Fedora And We'll Tell You How Dark Your Soul Is
Woohoo! We could grope and clutch for ages and never find the soul inside your human shell. Yay!
Ah, you have that special glint in your eye that says "I'm dead on the inside."
Hello, soulless! There's something about your aura today that I just can't place. Ah, I know! It's black, like your soul!
Sometimes people are apprehensive to get close to you, you know, because they're afraid to be swallowed whole by the Black Hole that is your sole. Hey! We kinda rhymed with that last one!
You know, on the outside people may mistake you for a sinister psychopath--and they'd be right! I guess we all have our vices, right?
You got Pitch Black! And we're not talking about the cinematic masterpiece featuring Vin Diesel. We're talking about that life force of which you are lacking: YOUR SOUL!!! Wooohooo!
Wow, has anyone ever told you how much you remind them of all their most terrifying nightmares? It's uncanny. Anyway, we should do brunch sometime.
Bullseye! And by that we mean when we look into your eyes, there's no soul to be seen--like a bull! *boops your nose*
About 3% of the world's population could be considered a sociopath. Guess who won the lottery on that one! YOU, silly! Aren't statistics fun?