5 Fictional Places I Wish Had A Groupon Getaway

While my broke ass still can’t manage to shell out $99 a night for an off-season stay in Nantucket, I might just be able to swing it for these unreal destinations.

1. The Shire

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Show me some of that hobbit hospitality in a cozy hobbit hole. I might even find myself uninhibited enough to engage in some of Old Toby’s tricks (Old Toby is Tolkien’s version of marijuana, y’all)

2. Rivendell

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While we’re in Middle Earth I’ll haul myself over to this elf oasis. Cleanse me of my hobbit ways with leafy green salads and soothing landscapes. Pass the Lembas bread, Elrond!

3. Hogwarts

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I never got my letter, Minerva, but there’s nothing stopping my squib eyes from exploring Harry’s old stomping grounds. Ahhh so this is the Room of Requirement, you say? *thinks about how badly I need to touch Charlie Hunnam’s butt*

4. Narnia

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Aslan is back, ya’ll, which means Winter is over! Book me in a room for two with that hunky Prince Caspian, please!

5. Atlantis

And I'm Talking the Disney Animated version of Atlantis. Especially if that lean, floppy-haired nerd, Milo is leading the excursion. Come get lost is the lost city with me, baby!