1.Tree of the Year: A Channel 4 series where Dougal from Father Ted gives an award to a tree, because apparently trees deserve their own ceremony now.
2.Dogs Might Fly: a show where dogs, actual dogs, are taught how to fly light aircraft.
Some of the training didn't really go to plan though.
3.Culinary Genius: a cooking battle show featuring rounds where contestants had to just cut up vegetables.
The show also featured the most WTF catchphrase.
4.Life Stripped Bare: a baffling social experiment where three households gave up their possessions, including all of their clothes, to see if it made them happy.
5.Drugs Live: a show where we got respected Channel 4 newsreader Jon Snow to try skunk for some reason.
6.Naked Attraction: People choose who to date by seeing them for the first time naked in a box. (They only see one part of their anatomy at a time – so, like, penis first.)
7.Spring Break With Grandad: British teens head to Cancun with their older relatives in a competition to see who can "party the hardest".
8.Trainspotting Live: a live BBC Four show where we saw trains passing various stations, followed by analysis.
9.Who's Doing The Dishes?: where contestants try to guess which celebrity is cooking them dinner, and if they guess correctly the celebrity does the washing up.
10.Sex Box: a show where people literally have sex in a box and then talk about it in front of a studio audience.
11.Game of Clones: a dating show where they ask a guy or girl what their type is and then they make eight people look exactly like that type – and then they date.
12.Carjackers: a show where people steal their significant other's car and turn it into something else. (This woman turned her fiancé's car into a giant chicken nugget.)
13.Just Tattoo of Us: Friends and family choose tattoos for each other, with the twist being that they can be "revenge tattoos" like this...
14.Flockstars: a celebrity sheep-herding show, which featured the most goddamn ridiculous catchphrase.
The catchphrase: "It's time...TO RELEASE THE SHEEP."
15.The Jump: a show where the climax consisted of celebrities going down a ski jump that looked 10cm high.
16.Splash!: a celebrity diving show, starring Tom Daley, where minor celebrities jumped into a pool...in Luton.
17.Tipping Point: a game show where people drop coins into a machine in an attempt to make it push out more coins (like those 2p arcade games you get at the seaside).
18.Dogging Tales: a documentary about people who have sex in the woods, featuring some of them in masks.
19.Celebrity Carry on Barging: Debbie McGee and other celebrities see if they can go down the Kennet and Avon Canal and successfully pass through 29 locks.
20.Celebrity Sex Pod: where celebrities went into a room and asked a robot voice various questions about sex.
22.Flintoff: Lord of the Fries: Renowned British cricketer Andrew Flintoff travels round the UK selling fish and chips out of the back of a van for some reason.
23.Trains with Pete Waterman: The record producer and talent show judge (who managed Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan) talks about his own railway locomotives.
24.Shaun Ryder on UFOs: The Happy Mondays singer claims that he saw a UFO while at a bus stop in Salford when he was 15. In this show he works out why.
