The weirdest programme of 2013 was Sex Box, a Channel 4 show where people literally had sex in a box in front of a studio audience for some reason.
Until now. Sex Box is back because according to their survey we are SEXUALLY REPRESSED, as "70% of us want to have a more adventurous sex life."
Apparently Sex Box can help...with TWO SEX BOXES.
And this is what each sex box looks like.
Each couple has a sex problem they want fixed.
And it's Steve Jones' responsibility to ask members of the audience for tips before they enter the box.
Everyone has a very frank conversation about what their turn-ons and turn-offs are in the bedroom.
They then go into the box to have sex. Not weird at all.
There are also surveys throughout the show like this.
When the sex ends, the couple come out of the box and talk about the sex they had using non-sexy words, because we are British and talking about sex is weird.
If you think the show isn't fucked-up enough, they get people to have sex with each other for the first time.
And...their mutual friends are in the audience.
And then their mutual friends get to see the couple just after they have had an orgasm in the sex box.
This show is so fucking strange.
There's also a weird sequence in the show where someone dresses up like a penis and ejaculates confetti over members of the general public.
Well done, Channel 4, for making a show about sex that makes us never want to have sex ever again.
Sex Box is on Mondays at 10pm. You can watch the first episode on All4.