I'll stop. There are OTHER reasons why you will be watching the second series.
1. For example, you'll enjoy wondering why most of the show consists of him wearing this very stange thing called "clothes". Yeah, I know.
Clo-. Clootthsss. Cll-otthees. Nope.
What is that fabric? It's distracting. I can't.
2. You also enjoy the sexy studio.
3. And the fact that Gabby Logan manages to say this with a straight face at the start of each week's show.
4. And you particularly admire the fact that a show consisting of about ten three-second dives...
... can manage to occupy 90 minutes of prime-time TV.
5. Then there are the "celebrities" who take part...
6. And the "intelligence" of some of these "celebrities".
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