"Who's Doing The Dishes?" Is The Most WTF Daytime TV Show Right Now

    It's a game show where the loser has to wash the dishes. That's it.

    So this show has returned for a new series today...

    HERE'S THE CONCEPT: Brian McFadden arrives at a celebrity's house where they are preparing a three-course meal for some contestants about to arrive.

    The contestants then arrive at the property wearing blindfolds, so they can't tell where they are.

    The contestants and the celebrity don't see each other. Brian gives the contestants each course of the meal while the celebrity stays in the kitchen.

    And each course is a clue about the celebrity. When Ann Widdecombe was the celebrity, this was her clue.

    Here was a clue from Toby Anstis.

    If the contestants don't correctly guess the celebrity, they have to do the dishes afterwards.

    If the contestants do correctly guess the celebrity, then the celebrity has to do the dishes.

    That's it.

    That's the entire show.

    I wouldn't exactly say that the show is high-octane.

    There are many problems with this show. Firstly, why is this a television show? Why is this a show? WHY?

    Secondly, it is crippled by its length. For example, this is what a contestant said after arriving at interior designer Linda Barker's home.

    The other issue is that sometimes the celebrity can be so C-list the contestants don't know who they are.

    Weirder is that there are some celebrities so obscure it's difficult for the viewer to know who they are. For example, Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog anyone?

    AND AT THE END: We viewers either watch a celebrity looking sad washing up, or four contestants washing up looking sad.

    Here is Toby Anstis celebrating his win alone.

    This show is currently on its third series.

    Who's Doing the Dishes? is on ITV weekdays at 3pm.

    BONUS: Here are Chloe Jasmine and Stevi Ritchie's clues in their chocolate cake. They were both stars in X Factor once I think.