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"Who's Doing The Dishes?" Is The Most WTF Daytime TV Show Right Now

It's a game show where the loser has to wash the dishes. That's it.

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So this show has returned for a new series today...

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You might have missed it in amongst countless shows about shitty-looking properties at auction and Tipping Point, the game show where contestants try out a beach arcade machine you once spent £2.20 on.

HERE'S THE CONCEPT: Brian McFadden arrives at a celebrity's house where they are preparing a three-course meal for some contestants about to arrive.

The contestants then arrive at the property wearing blindfolds, so they can't tell where they are.

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To ensure that they don't know where they are, the windows have also been covered in the shittest black cardboard known to man.

The contestants and the celebrity don't see each other. Brian gives the contestants each course of the meal while the celebrity stays in the kitchen.

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There are many problems with this show. Firstly, why is this a television show? Why is this a show? WHY?

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Secondly, it is crippled by its length. For example, this is what a contestant said after arriving at interior designer Linda Barker's home.

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This is five minutes into a show that lasts one hour.

In this episode he basically says "Linda" 500 times.

AND AT THE END: We viewers either watch a celebrity looking sad washing up, or four contestants washing up looking sad.

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