Have you been knocked out by your knockers?
You haven't lived until you've fallen into a pile of trash.
"I used to eat cigarette butts."
If you're in need of a good chuckle – these are for you.
Did you used to eat paper?
Can you have cereal for dinner?
Food is the key to my heart–don't let me down.
What do you actually want?
You would never wear a swimsuit with a high leg that requires a vast amount of hair removal.
Chips and dips = my dinner.
The Big City or The Big Apple?
You're the original salt bae.
Might be time to move.
Are you Gen X, Gen Z, or a Millennial?
You'll even get to pick your punters.
When you start leaving the bathroom unlocked so the other can pee while you shower.
Sure lasagna is great, but there's a reason why breakfast lasagna is better.
Have you been milking it?
Avocado toast says a lot about you apparently.
There's a suspicious vehicle on the loose, can you help?