Squibs, Poltergeists, and House-elf rights didn't make the cut, even though a super out-of-canon (okay, and also super cute) Harry/Hermione dance sequence did.
On October 5, Miley is making Saturday Night Live her party. Here's what we can all expect from the festivities.
22, if you count reading this list.
A salute to the manliest accessory.
No matter how old you are, these gems are wise beyond their targeted age group.
Which of these iconic Brits with the same first name would win in a fight? It's the show-down you never realized you needed to be prepared for. Alternatively, consider it the MFK to end all MFKs.
Wine-Gums are an awesome and unexpected addition to your snacking regime, but sometimes you could just die for a fat-saturated, high-fructose, dangerously cheesy taste of home.
Turns out the Malfoys' identification process isn't quite accurate.
Live long and procrastinate.
It's not going to be an smooth ride, Human Beings.
Nothing. We. Love. Nothing. We're black holes with fake smiles.
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