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    21 Things Sales Assistants Love.

    Nothing. We. Love. Nothing. We're black holes with fake smiles.

    21. Standing. All. Day.

    20. Working on Commission

    19. Pretending you care about what you sell.

    18. Retail stores are open late and 7 days a week.

    17. Not being able to hang yourself on the vacuum cord in the back.

    16. People.

    15. People who complain about prices.

    14. People who talk to you instead of their therapist.

    13. People who pick up expensive things.

    12. People who ask really dumb questions.

    11. People who spend more than you make in a month on one transaction.

    10. People who haggle.

    9. People who want refunds.

    8. People who try to give you advice.

    7. People who come in to flirt.

    6. People with no concept of personal space.

    5. People who pointedly ignore your greetings or check-ups.

    4. Kids.

    3. Teenagers.

    2. Old People.

    1. ALL THE PEOPLE.