And here's the clip, because I know you probably want to listen to it on a loop like me:
6.On Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Jake and Doug Judy had one last adventure together before Judy was eventually arrested.
7.And on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, we got to meet Nine Drink Amy and it resulted in Rosa and Amy hilariously switching places throughout the evening.
8.The Chair started streaming on Netflix. Starring Sandra Oh, the series follows Dr. Ji-Yoon Kim, who becomes the first woman to chair the English department at the prestigious Pembroke University.
9.On Nine Perfect Strangers, Melissa McCarthy and Regina Hall continued to prove that they're the MVPs of this stacked cast when Frances and Carmel took out all of their anger during one of Masha's exercises.
10.The Other Two FINALLY returned with Season 2 on HBO Max, and the new season picked up with Chase Dreams going to NYU, while Pat started a hilarious daytime talk show.
11.On the Motherland: Fort Salem Season 2 finale, Raelle, Abigail, Tally, and Anacostia sadly said goodbye to General Alder after she seemingly died, but in the end it turned out she's still alive.
12.And on Motherland: Fort Salem, Raelle, Abigial, and Tally were wrongly charged in the death of the vice president's daughter and now they are on the run alongside Nicte, Scylla, and more.
13.On What If...?, Fury tried to assemble The Avengers but quickly found out that Hank Pym was secretly killing them off one by one — I can't believe I had to watch Tony and Natasha die AGAIN.
14.On Good Trouble, Davia opened up to Matt about her eating disorder after she was getting positive comments about her weight loss on Instagram.
15.On Legends of Tomorrow, Ava heartbreakingly revealed that she's worried about having a family with Sara because she never had a family of her own.
16.Clickbait started streaming on Netflix. This new limited series follows Nick, who gets swept up in a crime with a sinister online twist. Soon, the people closest to him have to rush to uncover who is behind it all.
17.And finally, on Riverdale, Archie had PTSD from the war — yes, I still don't know what war — while Betty and Tabitha caught a killer truck driver and Kevin joined Cheryl's bizarre new church.
We can't fit everything into one post, so what were your favorite TV moments this week? Tell us in the comments below!