We did it, folks! We made it to Halloween 2021!!!
1. This sorta says how we're all feeling:
When you’ve had a rough year but you’re trying hard to enjoy Halloween.
2. That pumpkin also depicts how this person's parents are likely feeling:
my parents are fighting bc my mom was letting a big spider live in the kitchen window bc he’s “perfect for halloween” and my dad killed it
3. This is 100% true about Halloween decorations:
the two types of halloween decorations are “it would be cute if ghosts wore sneakers” and “if i knew i could get away with it here’s how i’d torture somebody to death”
4. Doesn't matter how scary anyone's decorations are, though — there will be no scaring this person:
no haunted house can scare me since i got an IUD put in on halloween 2 years ago and the nurse was wearing a witch costume
5. This person made a crack about all the Spirit stores popping up in random places:
Does Spirit Halloween know about this?
6. And this person who made an A+ crack about Halloween City set to the tune of Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City":
take me down to the Halloween city in a former Sears in a mall that’s shitty
7. This tweet had an important warning for parents, LOL:
y’all make sure to check your kids candy this halloween. my son came home with lil nas x’s debut album “montero” in his lollipop
8. On a related note, the "please check your child's candy" meme was definitely the hit meme of the season:
check your kids halloween candy. my cousin found the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand in sarajevo by serbian nationalist gavrilo princip inside a snickers bar
9. I think it goes without saying the fear of anyone putting anything in your kids' candy is overblown:
Just a PSA but I don’t spend 364 days a year hiding my weed from my own kids just to give it to yours for free on Halloween.
10. This person dressed up as "net prophet" for her accounting firm's Halloween lunch, and we thank her for her hilarious service:
i work at an accounting firm and my team had a little halloween lunch today. i came as a “net prophet”. i’m crying. i won a prize.
11. Speaking of costumes:
i wonder how many people gonna be in the squid game tracksuit on halloween
12. In fact, here's a totally real photo from Halloween night:
Halloween in 2021 be like : #SquitGame #Halloween
13. Follow-up question: How many couples are going like this?
October is here and it’s time for WandaVision Halloween domination
14. And how many kids are going like this?
If a little kid does not show up at my house on halloween wearing an among us costume whats even the point of halloween this year https://t.co/QKsLqz8kjA
15. Can someone please convince the 5-year-old in their life to say this?
If anyone asks what your plans are for Halloween, look earnestly at the sky & say "reaching my final form."
16. This person's dad meant well:
my dad just said he liked a groups halloween costumes they weren’t in halloween costumes ….they were emos
17. This one right here is very relatable:
Every year im so excited for halloween to come around and then i end up doing nothing
18. And so is this one, but it's also sorta a buzzkill:
look at your midterm marks and ask yourself if you deserve to go out for halloween
19. Reese Witherspoon definitely deserves to go out for Halloween — she just has to pick a mood:
Moods on Halloween:
20. Mindy Kaling, meanwhile, threw it back to a Halloween on The Office where she and Angela Kinsey had showstopping costumes:
It is INSANE that Kelly Kapoor wore such a skimpy 5th Element costume TO WORK! I have no memory of this. At least @AngelaKinsey looks cute. Enjoy! #tbt
21. Speaking of The Office, this tweet reminded everyone that Jim Halpert was the king of last-minute costumes:
nobody does last minute halloween costumes like Jim Halpert
Behold...
Three-hole punch Jim:
Dave (Just Dave):
And Facebook:
22. Oh, here's one last The Office tweet...this totally would've been Jim's costume this year:
Halloween costume update:
23. LOL, sometimes it's like this:
friend: what are u being for halloween? me: depressed friend: no like what are u gonna wear? me: sweatpants
24. Silver lining, I guess?
I don't need Halloween makeup I got dark circles & look dead already
25. Please don't invite me to this party, Autumn, but you are very funny:
a halloween party where i ACTUALLY scare my guests: i greet everyone w a wry smile & say "it's just been a long day" unprompted and then make everyone play a long board game that no one understands and there's not enough alcohol and i audibly fight with my husband in the bathroom
26. OK, how cute is it that a math department is tweeting viral Halloween/math jokes?
We have lots of scary maths jokes for Halloween but we’re 2² to say them
27. And while we're on the subject of school, this student shared the scariest pumpkin ever:
I carved the scariest thing I could think of for Halloween #phdchat
28. Speaking of pumpkins, behold this Monsters, Inc. masterpiece:
best pumpkin this season. #traderjoes
29. And this mom tweeted maybe the funniest pumpkin yet:
how i feel this halloween season
30. This tweet was kind enough to remind us all of the funniest Halloween-themed tweet of all time:
I think about this tweet every single Halloween https://t.co/mEccMC8W1f
31. You probably saw those red flag tweets blowing up on Twitter earlier in the month — here's the Halloween one:
“i don’t really like halloween” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
32. And this tweet is too funny even if you've never been to Canada:
halloween hit different as a kid in canada, frozen half rotted pumpkins and a neon winter coat over our costumes what the hell were we even doing
33. People tweeted this year's A+ decorations, like this super-scary one:
Going all out for Halloween 🎃 Wonder what the neighborhood thinks😱🙀😳🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
34. This one that was...*chef's kiss*.
10/10 halloween decoration
35. And this "milk crate challenge" decoration, which people really liked (and shared):
This wins Halloween...
36. This one is...perfect?
@RexChapman 🔪
37. And here's one last Halloween decoration tweet, hilariously dark though it may be:
Best #Halloween decoration ever. 🎃👻💀🎃
38. This one that had me nodding my head and yelling, "SAME!"
when i see christmas decorations out before halloween
39. This person made an epic Halloween-themed apple pie, and I really wish I could come over for a slice:
Guys I’m too excited to wait for an after picture...look at my Halloween apple pie 👻🥧
40. Here's what it looked like out of the oven, BTW:
@DannyDoubleYew Cracked a little but still a beauty
41. Ha, asking for a friend:
How long do you have to be dead inside before a Spirit Halloween moves in?
42. This person found their "sexy" Halloween costume:
hey guys, i got my halloween costume early this year.. hope my man thinks i’m sexy in it 🥵
43. And so did this person:
found my sexy halloween costume
44. This person, meanwhile, wanted everyone to know — lord help us — there's a "sexy Bernie Sanders" costume:
First sexy Halloween costume of the year is here — and it’s Bernie Sanders https://t.co/lcpoaU6FYW
45. This person found...Halloween-themed cat treats?
Dumb crap like this is why I love Halloween.
Like...do cats wait all year for these? I don't think so.
46. Potential Ted Lassos, please heed this warning:
there's a thin line between Ted Lasso costumes and looking like Hitler and it doesn't seem worth the risk
47. As a parent who is guilty of trick-or-treating with a baby in the past, I have to admit this tweet is hilarious:
People get upset when teenagers trick or treat but the real problem are moms with infants. We know dang good and well Susan that lil Emery isn’t eating milk duds.
48. This parent, meanwhile, has a kid with an unusual costume request:
My kids want to be Amazon boxes for Halloween. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
49. File this one under "show me you're not secure in your sexuality without telling me":
when you need to make sure everyone knows your halloween decorations aren’t gay so you give the girl skeleton breasts
50. And lastly, I have to believe this costume prediction that ends up 100% right:
megan fox and mgk are going to be harley quinn and the joker for halloween im calling it now
Happy Halloween, everybody!!!
Psst! Did you hear that Tasty has its very own Halloween TV special? Snoop & Martha's Very Tasty Halloween is streaming now on Peacock. Check it out!
