1. OK, first let's enjoy this dog dressed up as "Trent Crimm, The Independent" from Ted Lasso:
I dressed my dog up as Trent Crimm, The Independent for Halloween. #TedLasso @TedLasso
2. And this hilarious throwback costume of a girl dressed up as a sexy "None pizza with left beef":
@adamquinn__ This was my Halloween costume two years ago (of course I was the sexy version)
3. This costume idea, meanwhile, is REALLY scary:
For Halloween this year I wanted to dress up as something scary so I’m going as my student loans
4. Speaking of costumes, they just make every situation better:
I just saw someone jog past me while wearing a hot dog costume. I love Halloween season
5. This person is living the dream:
I finally have enough money to get the expensive outfits at the top of the Spirit Halloween costume wall, I’m about to ask an employee to get one of their finest clothing hooks
6. This person is dead right about why picking a costume is so hard these days:
the media moves too fast to plan a halloween costume now. no one's gonna care about a Black Widow or Zombie Colin Powell costume by halloween. ya gotta wait til oct 30 when MSNBC accidentally tweets "bOpe" and then immediately make your bope costume that morning
7. And this here costume prediction feels 100% right:
megan fox and mgk are going to be harley quinn and the joker for halloween im calling it now
8. The "please check your child's candy" meme has definitely become the hit meme of the season, and this one might be my favorite:
🚨 IMPORTANT PSA LEADING UP TO HALLOWEEN 🚨
9. Or wait, maybe it's this one:
Be sure to check your kid's Halloween candy. My little sister found the Water Temple from Ocarina of Time inside her Mars Bar
10. No, it's this one:
parents, please be sure to check your kid's halloween candy. last year I found the unconstitutional NC 2012/2014 GOP gerrymander in my child's snickers bar.
11. No, sorry, it's definitely this one:
check your kids halloween candy. my cousin found the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand in sarajevo by serbian nationalist gavrilo princip inside a snickers bar
12. This is 100% true about Halloween decorations:
the two types of halloween decorations are “it would be cute if ghosts wore sneakers” and “if i knew i could get away with it here’s how i’d torture somebody to death”
13. And so is this:
I love halfhearted halloween decorations. I love one witch plastered on a deli window with nothing else
14. This person nailed why Halloween is so scary:
Of course Halloween is scary, people knock on your door. It could be anyone
15. And this person really commits to a scare, LOL:
this halloween surprise your friends by putting on clown makeup and dying in their attic
16. This right here is very relatable:
Every year im so excited for halloween to come around and then i end up doing nothing
17. And so does this one, but it's sorta a buzzkill:
look at your midterm marks and ask yourself if you deserve to go out for halloween
18. "A sacred holiday," LOL:
I wish people wouldn't politicize Halloween, a sacred holiday where we eat candy and dress slutty all in the name of Satan.
19. This theory just might prove kids are smarter than us all:
The "razor blades in apples" urban legend was created by kids to discourage Halloween apple distribution. We are all the victims of a tremendously successful psy-op by 8 year olds, and to them I say kudos
20. It's now time to appreciate some jack-o'-lantern wins, like these Among Us ones:
Happy Halloween! @AmongUsGame #Halloween #AmongUs #AmongUsFanArt #Pumpkins
21. This A+ Star Wars one:
14 days until Halloween
22. And this Monsters, Inc. masterpiece:
best pumpkin this season. #traderjoes
23. If you don't feel like dressing sexy, this tweet is for you:
I feel like Halloween is the perfect opportunity to not be sexy…. So before you put on that “underwear version” of a costume this season… consider a potato sack over the head, a plaid shirt, some comfy jeans and an axe as an accessory, really simple really cute.
24. Congrats, October 18 was better than I managed:
Let the record show that I lasted until October 18th before breaking into the trick-or-treater Halloween candy 😬
25. Speaking of candy, here's a strong opinion:
We as a society have surpassed the need for whoppers in Halloween candy bags
26. And lastly:
Please please PLEASE be careful trick or treating this Halloween. Because I’m putting some real crazy shit in this candy.
Psst! Did you hear that Tasty has its very own Halloween TV special? Snoop & Martha's Very Tasty Halloween is streaming now only on Peacock. Check it out!
