Amazon Prime Day, the day when Amazon has more deals than you could ever conceivably look through in an ENTIRE LIFETIME begins today!
We waded through the mountains of bargains for you and found some of the best deals in every category.
FYI — deals move quickly on Prime Day. We’ll do our best to keep this post and imagery as up-to-date as possible, but we can’t catch everything immediately. Check back throughout Prime Day to see our latest updates as the deals change!
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2. 40% off a penguin clit vibrator that's so absurdly satisfying you just might find yourself waddling your way to work the morning after.
3. 30% off a double whale couples' vibe you can use to create feelings of constriction and pleasurable vibrations for one partner while stimulating your own G-spot. This thing makes symbiotic relationships sexy.
4. 33% off the cult-favorite Satisfyer Pro 2 with air-pulse tech that'll be a stimulating masterpiece. Forget the Met, *this* is fine art.
5. 30% off a bestselling fancy fleshlight with stretchy "skin," a grooved interior, and a sturdy base for an extra realistic feel.
6. 15% off a rechargeable G-spot vibe – wake up with this thing in the morning and you'll get a buzz way better than any ol' cup of coffee could give ya.
7. Up to 11% off a realistic thrusting dildo with raised veins, a curved head, and two trusty testicles. This *treasure* has seven vibration modes and a suction cup base, giving you a chance for vaginal and anal penetration anywhere you wanna ~stick it~.
9. Up to 44% off a clitoral stimulator that'll last TWO HOURS on a full charge. So go ahead, foreplay away!
10. Up to 27% off a mini wand vibrator sure to provide pleasurable massages to relieve any...tension you might have built up. With eight vibrating speeds and 20 modes, this waterproof toy proves its worth tenfold.
11. 21% off a mini inflatable pillow to help you get the best angle. There's even a hole you can place a dildo in, so you have the support you need to ride your way to orgasm.
14. 44% off a bullet vibrator that's waterproof and has 10 settings. This thing is so small you can keep it by your lip balm collection and no one would be the wiser.
15. 20% off an air pulse vibrator that offers the ultimate orgasm that imitates oral sex. There are 11 intensities and 10 vibration patterns that can be controlled through an app that makes getting off as easy as pushing a button.
16. 20% off a three-piece set of kegel balls that will stimulate your pelvic floor. They can be used to improve orgasms or gain strength in your pelvis, which many reviewers have said helped with athleticism. Either way, it's a win-win!
17. 25% off a reimagined rabbit vibrator that kneads and massages your clitoris while stimulating your G-spot. Okay, well, I ~knead~ this.
18. 35% off Adore Me kegel weights – this four-piece set can help you tighten your pelvic floor and it'll feel plenty fun while you're at it!
19. 22% off a rose-shaped toy designed with seven vibrating and suction intensities that'll make this thing your best ~bud~ in bed.
20. 20% off a panty vibe you can keep on your person all day. Honestly, this under-the-sea themed toy is sure to get you so wet it's well worth ~shelling~ out the money for.
21. 14% off a pack of two satin blindfolds for making sure you don't peek...because not knowing what ~cums~ next is a ton of fun.
22. 41% off a waterproof clitoris-sucking vibrator that's gonna make bath time blissful. This has TEN pulsating settings, recreating oral sex sensations so dirty you just might have to shower after your bath.
Aaaaand now it's time for a cold shower:
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