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    33 Things For Anyone Who's Basically A Child Trapped In An Adult's Body

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    1. A chocolate bash cake for frustrating days when the child inside of you wants to simultaneously break things and eat your feelings. Why not both??

    Dylan's Candy Bar

    Each bash cake is 7-1/2 inches tall, 7 inches wide, and has about 8 ounces of pretzels inside. It has a 9-month shelf life.

    Get it from Dylan's Candy Bar for $60.

    2. A superhero crew tee and high-waisted undies that'll likely make your boo ~marvel~ at your fandom dedication.

    Person wearing undies with Marvel superhero logos and masks with a matching shirt
    instagram.com

    Promising review: (bottoms) "These are the most comfortable panties I have! They fit great and I love that they aren’t too tight. After my third baby my body has changed and it’s hard to find anything to fit without causing discomfort. I can’t wait to order more!" —Brianna

    Get the top for $38 and the bottoms for $18 (both available in sizes XS–4X) at MeUndies.

    3. Or The Golden Age of DC Comics — a treasure trove of classic DC highlights for folks who still only like reading books with pictures.

    Bespoke Post

    This has over 600 pages of covers, illustrations, film prints, and more from the 1930s to 1956.

    Get it from Bespoke Post for $20.

    4. A desk-sized inflatable tube pal that'll turn your workspace into the best party spot this side of the street. The other side has a used car lot...so.

    Firebox

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99 or Firebox for $15.

    5. A tiger or penguin sheet mask, because growing older means taking care of your skin and staying young means doing it while pretending you're on the set of The Lion King.

    Asos

    Get both the tiger and the penguin from Asos for $3.99 or get a six-pack of animal masks from Amazon for $9.99.

    6. A tiny tub of fried chicken erasers to lightheartedly erase your mistakes when your writing assignments get rough – gotta remind the other English majors that *you* are the top of the ~pecking~ order.

    Person erasing drawing with what looks like a piece of cooked chicken
    Firebox

    Get them from Firebox for $12.

    7. A hand-painted decor box that'll keep your 14-year-old potty humor alive and well, despite the interest you've been showing in toilet paper storage methods as you've gotten older.

    Wooden box holding a toilet paper roll, glass bottle, and plant balanced on the top of a toilet tank. It says "nice butt."
    Everything Rustic

    This small business is located in Boone, North Carolina.

    Promising review: "I am honestly obsessed with this! It adds so much character to my bathroom!" —haniaczy

    Get it from Everything Rustic on Etsy for $12.95.

    8. An impressive gag gift to (toe)nail it into your lover's mind...practical jokes are your love language. April Fools, we're ready for you!

    Black heart-shaped box with a realistic looking severed toe inside and a card that says "I'm toe-tally into you"
    Evil Empire

    This endearingly dreary shop is based in Norwich, United Kingdom.

    Promising review: "These are fantastic! They're so beautifully made and they will also make a great gift for a friend. :) They arrived super fast too!" —Katie

    Get it from Evil Empire on Etsy for $22.22.

    9. An octopus shower caddy so you can hold tentic-all of your stuff in one super convenient (and only slightly silly) place.

    Octopus shaped holder with shampoo bottles and brushes held on its tentacles. It is hanging in a shower.
    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is my second one. The first lasted years. They are totally weird and awesome. There is no soap scum and no mildew because they hang. The shower stays so clean with no work. Plus, you get a funky octopus. At first I felt like it was not organized to have everything hanging, but now I love that everything is in one spot in the bath and that they are all easy to dispense from right there." —D. Oblinger

    Get it from Amazon for $32.95+ (available in three colors).

    10. A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun. Ironically, this slimy substance can be used to remove the actual slime your children make/squish into every remote and keyboard in your home.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I accidentally put my phone in melted chocolate a week ago and I was freaking out. It was stuck in my silencer switch thing, but with the help of this stuff and a toothpick, I got it out. I also cleaned my keyboard and it worked great. It has alcohol in it, so it kills germs. I'm definitely loving this stuff because I get so grossed out by nasty keyboards and when my computer is dirty, I can't stand it. I think the price is good too. I'm kind of in love." —Jess

    Get it from Amazon for $7.08.

    11. A TokyoTreat subscription so you can have drool-worthy Japanese candy and snacks sent to your door every month. We're talkin' Pokemon Hinamatsuri Snack Packs, Pandaro Cookies, and Strawberry Mochi KitKats. I love having grown up money...for candy.

    Orange box surrounded by several different types of candy, treats, drinks, and other snacks
    TokyoTreat

    The boxes are filled with candy you aren't likely to find in the US. Each monthly box has its own theme, so you'll always be in for a real treat!

    Get a 12-month subscription for $22.50+ (available in multiple subscriptions).

    12. A pack of pizza box socks that are sure to be the ~cheesiest~ accessories you've ever worn.

    Amazon

    Although little you wouldn't have even touched the ones with mushrooms. P.S. This box includes four pairs of socks.

    Promising review: "Normally socks are a pretty crap gift for Christmas, but not in this case. I got a better reaction from these socks than I did from any other gift I gave this year. Everything arrived in perfect condition, and looked exactly as it did in the photos. The presentation is fantastic and such a great idea. That was basically the whole reason I bought them, but the recipient said she loves wearing goofy, colorful socks, so this gift will be appreciated beyond the initial fun of opening for the very first time." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in two sizes).

    13. A toilet seat decal for pet parents who love ~kitten~ around with their home decor.

    Toilet lid lifted to reveal image of a cat peeking out
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Do you live with someone who loves cats? Or possibly want to annoy someone who doesn't? This sticker fits the bill. It arrived within a week and totally creeps out my husband. No more hour-plus bathroom visits. Score! This is hilarious." —Jen S.

    Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

    14. A windshield sun shade that's sure to be a great way to make friends with your neighbors – ~eye~ don't think you'll be able to get in your car without someone complimenting your sweet ride ever again.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This turns heads and makes people smile. It's super cute and protects my car's leather seats from the sun. It seems sturdy enough to last a while." —Kari L.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in four colors).

    15. A book of 30 punny postcards so you can send out some snail mail and make someone feel special, particularly people under the age of 10 or adults with an actual (dad-humor) funny bone.

    Booklet of greeting cards with random illustrations and puns. A cheese grater says "you're doing grate" a waterfall says "i mist you" and a shark says "shark! who goes there?"
    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love puns and I love postcards. I regularly send postcards to friends and family instead of texting or emailing. Just as a way to say you are worth the extra effort. These are cute and funny if you like puns." —Jennifer Osburn

    Get them from Amazon for $12.25.

    16. A Good Advice Cupcake mug for anyone who just remembered that they forgot everything they learned in college.

    Classic coffee mug with illustration of a cupcake at a desk with their laptop and notes on fire. The worlds "I have no idea what I'm doing!!" are above the image.
    Shop BuzzFeed

    Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $18.99.

    17. A rad pastel bed set sure to give you the kind of psychedelic beauty rest only a candy-for-dinner high could create.

    Neon marbled pattern on duvet cover and pillow cases
    Amazon

    This set includes a duvet cover and two pillow cases.

    Promising review: "I love this comforter! It’s great quality and it’s beautiful." —Victoria Barton

    Get it from Amazon for $39.90+ (available in four sizes and three styles).

    18. A toilet night-light so you can walk into the bathroom with confidence, even in the middle of the terrifying night. You're never too old to be afraid of what's lurking inside of the toilet bowl.

    Toilet with light glowing inside bowl
    Amazon

    The flexible design makes it possible to fit this light into any toilet bowl. And this thing has a lifetime guarantee!

    Promising review: "I've had this device for a little while now and I absolutely love it! The light detector and motion detector work together to only turn the toilet light on when it senses darkness and movement. I love that there are 16 different colors you can choose from, and you can raise or lower the brightness of each color. I ended up getting two of these toilet lights for both of my bathrooms and my guests love it. I give the product five stars for its low price and for the control/options it gives me." —Sergio Rios

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    19. An enamel pin to honor the sass you would serve your parents when they asked you to keep your room clean – a life joy you lost the day you first heard the term "cleaning checks" in the dorms.

    Tiny pill bottle pin that says "sass tablets"
    Little Woman Goods

    This WOC-owned business is run by artist Rosaline in Los Angeles, California.

    Promising review: "I absolutely adore this cutie pin! I love the idea/concept of this! It's just the right size not too big or small and the quality is amazing!" —weilin zhang

    Get it from Little Woman Goods on Etsy for $11.

    20. A pair of cactus dryer balls that'll give you the greatest delight in your 30-year-old life, freshly-laundered linens. These cute and useful pals prove that whimsy doesn't have to die when responsibility strikes.

    Two cacti-shaped dryer balls inside the laundry
    Amazon

    Promising review: "I was amazed by how well these little guys worked in the dryer. I live in an apartment and am forced to use pay per use laundry and the dryer in the building always seemed to not fully dry the clothes. After a little research I ordered these two and all of my clothes come out warm, dry, with no damp spots, and never have any static cling either! These are a must-have." —Adrian Russo

    Get them from Amazon for $9.50.

    21. A dino shower attachment or toilet paper holder for pretend paleontologists who have continued loving fossils a skele-ton since the first time they stepped foot in a natural history museum.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review (shower head): "This is hands down great. If you’re thinking of an awesome yet shocking addition to your bathroom... this is it. I bought this shower head because I wanted to wow my houseguests and boy did it work! Plus, my husband gets a kick out of it! This is the best bathroom addition." —Andria Kaplan Aylyarov

    Promising review (toilet paper holder): "I bought this as a gift. I was afraid it would look like plastic close up. I was relieved to find it looks just as good as the picture. It also comes well packaged to prevent damage. My brother installed it right away and sent a picture to show me how much he likes it (he's 30). He has never sent me a picture of a present before. I'm pretty sure it his favorite gift from me." —Katherine BF

    Get the shower head for $19.99 and the toilet paper holder for $32.90, both from Amazon.

    22. A King Friday oven mitt – it's gonna remind you how fun it is to play with your food. Mr. Rogers would totally approve.

    Purple oven mitt with image of puppet King Friday on the front
    Toynk

    Promising review: "I love Fred Rogers and I love using my KING FRIDAY oven mitt. It's excellent quality!" —Jamie

    Get it from Toynk for $14.99.

    23. A darlin' flower pot so you can prove your imaginary friend Fern is as real today as she was in Kindergarten. You've never had a better ~bud~.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This little 'pot head' is charming! I took her to a garden shop to try out different hairdos and had fun while doing it. I love her expression. She's just the right size for my small space." —Donna Jones

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

    24. A Disney dress print that'll show off your Sleeping Beauty love in a way that's slightly less startling than singing "I know you!" to strangers on the street.

    Dress with crown above it. The dress is pink on one side and blue on the other.
    Laura Stites Art

    Get it from Laura Stites Art on Etsy for $12+ (available in five sizes).

    25. A perky pair of sunglasses every 6-year-old on the block is gonna go heart eyes over whenever you walk by.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "These are the perfect dupe for summer and look amazing on almost every face shape. They're also very durable. I ended up getting multiple colors." —GlamazonDiaries

    Get them from Amazon for $10.91 (available in 19 colors).

    26. A metal buffalo head to add a rustic, western touch to your home without hanging actual animal skulls.

    Geometric buffalo head on wall
    AllModern

    Promising review: "I have ordered a few of these. They are unique and look great hung up." —S.

    Get it from AllModern for $170 (available in two colors).

    27. A pair of light saber chopsticks that'll be a surprisingly practical utensil set any lifelong Star Wars fan would Jedi for, no matter how grown up they may seem.

    amazon.com

    This set includes two light saber chopsticks. The "force" is strong with these (i.e., batteries are included).

    Promising review: "These are the coolest chopsticks I have ever seen. The instructions for use and cleaning were clear and concise and the light that they give off is amazing!" —Jennifer P. Lane

    Get them from Amazon for $14.97.

    28. A pressed powder plush for Sailor Moon fans who know Salem was the secret to the show's iconic success.

    Salem illustrations on packaging for blush
    ColourPop

    Promising review: "This is a lovely, colorful blush. You could easily build it up to be bright on the skin but I find it very easy to use as an everyday color. The compact is so cute, I will definitely be re-using it once the blush is gone (although I think it will be a while — I have had it for several months and the cat imprint on the blush is still visible)." —Sarah

    Get it from ColourPop for $12.

    29. A one-pound bag of marshmallow cereal because adulthood can seem dull and marsh-mellow at times, but when you remember you can have anything you want for dinner? Things get a little sweeter.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I initially bought these as a joke, but the joke was on me because they are amazing. I'm on my third bag and I will probably keep buying these forever. They always arrive fresh and uncrushed in their bag. They taste just like Lucky Charms marshmallows. They're good by themselves, but they're particularly delicious in hot chocolate. These are a childhood dream come true." —Therescille

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    30. A personalized candle to celebrate some classic kid-friendly humor...the art of the fart (joke).

    Candle that says "Light when Michael farts"
    Baum Designs

    This fun shop is located in Homer Glen, Illinois and owned by Shelby Baum who specializes in personalized gifts.

    Promising review: "I got this as a birthday present for my dad. The label isn’t even my favorite part of this candle – the mahogany teakwood scent is AMAZING! The lid is airtight and the jar itself is great quality, so this’ll get plenty of use once the candle itself is gone. It was much bigger than I was expecting, too!" —Sophia Rokas

    Get it from Baum Designs on Etsy for $29.95 (available in 14 scents and three colors).

    31. A building block coffee mug so you can customize your mug in a way absolutely no one can confuse as their own. If they say they thought it was theirs, you can be certain they are ~toying~ with you!

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    This mighty mug is compatible with Lego, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, K'NEX Bricks, and more!

    Promising review: "I first saw this mug at the office and I fell in love with it. I had to have one. I bought one and my kids instantly claimed it to be their own. Applying the Legos proves to be soothing and calming. One can spend a countless amount of time with this mug. When one is stressed, the mug can be a stress reducer. The mug can be used for people of all ages (with the exception of age restrictions). Purchase one for yourself. It will be one of best decisions you make in a long time." —TLS

    Get it from Amazon for $19.75 (available in five colors).

    32. A toilet paper holder that'll give you something to do in the baaahthroom when things are taking so long you decide to start counting sheep.

    Metal lamb frame holding several rolls of toilet paper
    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is a super cool addition to any bathroom area. It even hold the jumbo rolls! It looks good hanging on the wall or standing up. This thing is funky and functional." —Andy N.

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

    33. And finally, a realist gift you're gonna need to buy for yourself when you finally accept that you are, in fact, an adult.

    Cardalloon

    Get one from Cardalloon for $39.95 (available in 18 styles).

    When the neighborhood teens laugh in my face after I tell them to put down the vapes and enjoy their lives before adulthood:

    ABC

    Reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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