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1.A pack of 36 hydrocolloid acne absorbing patches to put on any unwanted pimples (are any pimples wanted?) overnight and — WOW — say goodbye to pus, oil, and inflammation in the morning.
2.A pair (or two) of high-waisted leggings that'll be the softest and most opaque pair you own so why not get more than one color?
3.A few different velvet hair scrunchies to match any outfit you pick out that day. Try having one scrunchie, I'm pretty sure it's impossible.
5.A set pf silicone stretch lid covers, because your food keeps spoiling every time you haphazardly throw some cling-wrap on it. Store your food properly so it doesn't go to waste! Speaking of waste, these will help rid your life of one-use plastics!
6.A TubShroom drain protector that'll prevent clogged pipes throughout your house by catching all the hair in your drains. You can shower me with thanks later.
7.A wine vacuum stopper for those nights you think about finishing the whole bottle of wine before bed but decide not to. Stock up for a party with lots of half-empty bottles going around.
8.A few Mighty Handles for carrying loads of groceries from the store to your car, and your car to your kitchen counter.
9.A set of suspenders that'll seamlessly keep your fitted sheets in place. Strapping idea, perfect for each bedroom!
10.A shaper insert so your boots stand tall (to prevent creasing and to create more space on your closet floor).
11.Poo-pourri, a before-you-go bathroom spray, for a simple way to keep your loo from smelling like #2. Put one in every bathroom in your house, you'll thank me later.
12.A flexible cable protector so you can prevent your charging cord from fraying after, like, two weeks. We all wish we bought this like three chargers ago, but now's your chance.
13.A produce-saving storage container that'll save you money by saving your food up to two weeks longer than average! The interior tray helps keep moisture away from produce and the vent technology regulates flow of oxygen and carbon dioxide for the ideal produce environment! #science
14.A set of heel stoppers so you're not sinking in grass or stumbling on pebbles next time you're out in nature and happen to be in high heels. You'll want these for all your pointy-bottomed shoes!
15.A pack of liquid ant baits that'll attract unwanted bugs with its formula and then trap them inside because if you have an ant infestation A) I'm so sorry and B) you might want to buy a few of these!
16.A pack of Space Saver vacuum bags to make storing your stuff so much easier. And you can use any vacuum cleaner with 'em. Just think of all the things you can make tiny!
17.A super soft and shaggy blanket you'll need two of, because your furry friends are not going to share.
18.A pack of oil-absorbing tissues that'll confront a shiny T-zone in the fastest manner possible. They're super absorbent and will be your go-to for years to come, so stock up now!
19.Stila's All Day Waterproof eyeliner, because it doesn't skip, smudge, or run. Where you put it is where it stays (all day). Plus they come in so many fun colors, you can't just get one!
20.A few Maybelline liquid lipsticks for anyone looking to buy a non-drying, non-tacky formula that'll apply precisely and last through meal after meal. There are 20 colors to choose from, so pick one for every mood!
21.A soy wax oil candle that'll last longer than your average candle. Plus, you'll want multiple once you check out the scent selection! 👀
22.A five-pack of makeup-remover cloths to gently and effectively remove all the makeup that's been soaking into your pores throughout the day. This will help minimize breakouts and also make you feel generally cleaner before bed each night.
23.Multiple pairs of anti-chafing thigh bands so you can have one for your daily outfits and one for the gym. *adds to cart immediately*
Get multiples of everything! Like Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids when she gets *multiple* puppies!