Excuse me, sir, this is a fuckboy-free zone.
The following can be applied to just about anything in life.
In case you forgot.
HONY, meet NONY.
He found it under a "pile of comics," so he's giving it away in a scavenger hunt of wild proportions.
Prepare for carpal tunnel. You'll be clicking on this for hours.
Stop telling women to smile, OK?
BECAUSE SNOOP IS LIFE.
Police officers handcuff pedestrian for jaywalking.
Because Flappy Bert. Just Flappy Bert.
What is "free time"?
Bullying can't stop this beautiful woman.
Sometimes turtles need a helping hand.
What is cold?
Yeah, you're right. We won't shut up.
I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand to wipe my tears. Mad props to these kiddos.
Because we only love people online.
ACL's final day is canceled due to rain; The Mowgli's bring on the sunshine with an impromptu show across from a homeless shelter in downtown Austin.
Because your life doesn't suck.
Because sometimes we just need to hear them. Or in this case, read them.