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    19 Situations When You Have Zero Time For Fuckboys

    Excuse me, sir, this is a fuckboy-free zone.

    1. When you're trying to get your drink on, but homie is determined to chat.

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    Even after you've politely said "no thank you." Even after you've explained you're not up for conversation.

    2. When you're crossing the street, and homie yells that you should smile.

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    I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, SIR.

    3. When you're walking on the sidewalk, and he yells from the passenger side of his best friend's ride, "Can I hit that?"

    MTV

    4. When you match on Tinder, and his first question is "Can I get a pic?"

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    That's rich.

    5. When the relationship's been over for a couple months, but he still hits you up to promote his new mixtape.

    Bravo

    6. When you've been on only two dates, and he's like, "I know you really like me, but this is just casual."

    MTV

    Who ever said this was serious, man?

    7. And he's like, "Well, I just thought it was. Because YOU asked ME out on a date."

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    This is the 21st century, bro. That happens.

    8. When it's been three years since you've spoken to each other, but he slides into the DMs anyway.

    9. When his first date proposal is "Netflix and chill."

    Disney

    10. When he can't respect your schedule and bails on you 15 minutes before a date "because I had plans with the boys and I forgot."

    Fox

    Dear Universe, please show mercy on these fuckboys, for they know not what they do.

    11. When he calls your career "cute."

    NBC

    12. When he hits you up at 1 a.m. to "hang."

    BBC

    SORRY, BUSY.

    13. And when he inevitably asks "You up?" after a night out with his boys.

    BBC

    YOU ARE AMUSING, SIR. V AMUSING.

    14. When he doesn't text you for weeks but then hits you up like, "Hey, I saw that you're [insert successful/cool thing you've been doing here]. Wanna grab coffee?"

    15. When he gets a little salty because his friends actually enjoy your company more than his.

    NBC

    16. When he hits you up for your friend's number and asks if you can put in a good word.

    Fox

    Oh, yes, for sure, my man.

    17. When you see him in GA and he's motioning for you, but you're in VIP like:

    Def Jam

    18. When homie doesn't understand why you're not into his money.

    Lifetime

    19. And when you're perfectly happy with your badass self.

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