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    65 Products That Should Win A Prize For Actually Doing Their Job

    Each one of these products was probably voted "Most Likely to Succeed" in high school.

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    1. A rechargeable lighter that'll let you light every candle in your house to create the *perfect* ambience without concern you'll run out of lighter fluid.

    2. And a luxurious 26-oz champagne candle – it'll last you *quite* a while and look absolutely fabulous wherever you place it in your home.

    3. A makeup brush-cleaning shampoo, because — shocker — you need to clean those!

    a side by side image of a buzzfeed editor's brushes before and after cleaning them

    4. The Wand, a handheld filter designed to remove the histamines and sulfites in alcohol that may trigger headaches and hangovers. This lil' gadget will have you singing out "blesssss my souuuuul" like one of The Muses from Hercules.

    a model stirring the wand into their wine

    5. An NYX matte finish setting spray that'll make sure the hour you spent perfectly applying primer, concealer, and highlighter doesn't go to waste.

    6. A garbage-disposal foaming cleaner to scrub away the stinky grime that builds up on the blades and in the pipes.

    7. A rapid egg cooker that'll make your breakfast faster than you can say, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

    8. A wireless endoscope gadget you'll absolutely want in your toolbox — it has a teeny tiny camera on the end you can send behind walls or into drains to see what's going on before calling in a professional.

    9. A Billie razor subscription so you can make sure you never find yourself without a razor on the ONE occasion you actually want to wear a sexy dress and show off silky smooth legs.

    a light purple and pink razor

    10. Or a Panasonic cordless shaver and epilator that comes with seven attachments (including a foot scrubber and body cleansing brush!) that'll ensure you're silky and smooth at all times. Or at least when you wanna be.

    the epilator with a silver handle

    11. A Pineapple & Papaya Exfoliating Mask that'll feel like treating your skin to a tropical vacation — you both deserve it.

    12. A handheld knife sharpener you can use to bring your most-used kitchen utensils back to life in a flash without destroying your countertop or cutting boards.

    a reviewer sharpening their knives with the small handheld tool

    13. An all-in-one foundation that'll provide you with medium coverage, keep your skin hydrated, and ensure your sensitive skin won't burn since it includes SPF 50.

    14. A Makeup Eraser cloth you'll wonder how you lived this long without after seeing how it magically takes ALL of your makeup off with just a few swipes.

    a buzzfeed writer using a pink cloth to remove their makeup

    15. And a "Mary Jo" Kylie Lip Kit because, IMO, no red lip will stay on longer and stronger than one of these bad boys.

    16. Cut resistant gloves — a must-have for any "chef" who isn't super confident in their knife skills and would like to keep all of their digits.

    17. Beekeeper's Naturals Propolis Throat Spray to help boost up your immune system and *hopefully* protect you from getting endless colds this winter.

    a spray bottle of throat spray

    18. A personalized kit designed to help you zen out — you'll love filling your bathroom with the scent of lavender and sipping tea out of a mug with your name and horoscope sign on it. This kit checks a ton of boxes you didn't even know you wanted checked.

    a box with an aerosol spray of lotion, a lavender bar of soap, and a camper mug

    19. A detangling Wet Brush featuring bristles that'll glide through knots with ease, so you won't have to start your day off with a self-inflicted headache.

    20. A high-back gaming chair to ensure your body is always supported so aches and pains won't distract you from the more important ask at hand — whipping your friends' butts in Among Us.

    a red and black gaming chair

    21. A cleaning pen, so all of your jewels (whether they're real or not) will be *so* sparkly that everyone will wonder where you got 'em from.

    22. An elegant pair of Minnie Mouse ears you'll want in multiple styles because they are fabulous and were designed to prevent any headband-induced headaches you may have experienced in the past.

    a pair of floral embroidered minnie mouse ears

    23. An apron with built-in oven mitts and a sewn-in conversion chart to protect your clothes while you whip up your prized chocolate chip cookies.

    24. A pack of oven liners to protect the bottom of your oven from any overflow/oozing and let you continue on pretending you're competing on The Great British Baking Show worry-free.

    the oven liner underneath a pie collecting drippings

    25. A brown sugar bear that is as cute as it is functional and'll keep your sugar from getting hard as a rock over time. When the mood strikes to bake something delicious you won't have to head out to the store for an extra ingredient.

    26. Love Beauty and Planet's Delightful Detox collection which includes shampoo, conditioner, and a scrub that'll leave your scalp feeling fresher than ever — and prove to yourself that you CAN be a responsible human who washes their hair on the reg.

    love beauty and planet's charcoal shampoo, conditioner and shampoo scrub

    27. Maybelline's Instant Age Rewind concealer to brighten your under-eyes and help you disguise the fact your Sunday Scaries kept you up way past your bedtime.

    28. Acne-absorbing cover patches that'll blend in with any skin tone and are gentle enough for any skin type — and they'll create a barrier so you can't pick away at it (a friendly reminder you are, in fact, not Dr. Pimple Popper).

    29. A foot file to transform your scaly dragon-like heels into soft soles that'll be so smooth your partner won't even recoil if you accidentally touch their leg in bed.

    30. A shower curtain complete with pockets you can use to upgrade your bathroom's storage space without doing something wild like installing a new vanity or cabinets.

    a clear plastic shower curtain with pockets to hold various bathroom items

    31. A splurge-worthy facial oil made with squalane, vitamin C, and rose oil that'll brighten and hydrate all skin types — soon you'll take a glance in the mirror and discover you actually *do* look like The Diamond of the Season a la Bridgerton.

    the pink bottle of serum uncapped with the applicator next to it, surrounded by orange slices

    32. Adidas Superstar sneakers you can count on to *always* be comfortable and essentially go with every outfit.

    writer wearing worn black and white adidas sneakers

    33. A stylish ring to help keep you calm, cool, and collected in stressful times — you can add into your daily accessories. When you spin it you'll unveil a secret motivational message.

    34. A gallon water bottle with motivational time markers to encourage you to stay hydrated before, during, and after your workout.

    35. A magical hair catcher that'll save your relationship and keep your shower looking cleaner than ever.

    36. A PhoneSoap UV sanitizer you can toss your phone into for a quick 10 minutes after you get home to get rid of the grime that's surely lurking around.