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1. A pair of knee socks for when they feel like a fish out of water...which is all the time.
2. A plush heart because they may be awkward on the outside, but this will remind them that our hearts beat the same.
3. A polyjuice potion mug in case they want to transform into the life of the party at the next company shindig.
5. A Tamagotchi On because they're more comfortable in virtual worlds so you might as well gift them with a virtual pet.
6. A pack of work-related affirmation cards to remind them that their quirky ways are what makes them a unique asset to the team, and we wouldn't trade them for the world.
7. A screaming goat figurine that'll come in handy when they can't actually find the words to express the dread of having to come up with a bio for their dating profile.
8. A stress relief toy perfect for keeping in their pocket throughout the day. Whenever they're feeling a little anxious, they can give it a good squeeze and breathe through the moment.
9. A set of oversized sunglasses, so they can avert their eyes when holding eye contact becomes a bit much.
10. A fleece blanket for self-soothing after an exhausting day of small talk and smiles. They can go home, throw on this hugging blanket, and curl up with their fave person — themselves.
11. A Bob Ross bobblehead figure with 10 preloaded quotes in the soothing monotone sounds of Bob Ross's voice — perfect for quick recovery after embarrassing moment.
12. A set of double-sided mask coasters for when they don't feel like putting on a happy face.
13. A leather coin purse that'll come in handy when there's a long line at the store and they just want to get in and get out as soon as possible. "I've got a penny right here." 🏃🏽💨
14. A contemplative phone case, so when they're asked a question they can simply raise their phone to send a bat signal to others that their answer is on the way.
15. A sloth coloring book to help them slow down after a busy day and relax their mind. They can't overthink while coloring sloths!
16. A sound button that'll say "no" 10 different ways and help them stand up for themselves. Too nervous to decline an invite? Just give the button a quick press.
17. A Cardalloon that'll transform the basic greeting card and string balloon combo into an interactive hybrid. Just put a message on the box, when the gift recipient presses the button, the balloon inflates. If you're looking to say Happy Birthday, ~feel better soon,~ or send an eggplant emoji for reasons only you know, it's sure to make a splash.
18. A dino food holder because nothing is ever regular at their house so taco night will be no different. They'll love serving tacos on the back of an ultrasaurus and will probably have a few dad jokes to go with it.
19. Crafting with Cat Hair, a helpful book complete with a list of crafts they can do with their cat, well, with their cat's hair.
20. An invisibility cloak, because they often feel like disappearing. This cool cloak comes with an app to make this virtually possible. When they put it on, just play along and act like you can't see them.
21. A card game ideal for game nights because it's all about the weird things people search for on the internet — a game they can truly relate to. *types into Google* "What happens when a parrot..."
22. A body pillow complete with a torso and one arm to give the illusion that they're being held by someone without actually having to be held by someone.
23. An honest T-shirt, because it's what they do and we love them for it.
24. A friendly notepad to sit on their desk or slap on the fridge so they can write themselves notes, or encourage their friends and family without having to actually talk to them.
25. A pair of unicorn slippers perfect for relaxing their feet after a long day of walking and hoping to go unnoticed.
26. A mini planter with a unique little turtle shell that'll not only grow something wonderful, but will also serve as a reminder that it's OK to poke out of their shell every once in a while.
27. A creative journal and activity book to help them work through any nervous or anxious feelings, unwind after a long day, or just have fun celebrating their weirdness.
28. A dramatic pen holder that's a must-have for their desk decor.
29. A pair of personalized pet socks to keep their pet close by even when they're forced to abandon their pal at home to go to work so they can afford more things like this.
30. A cotton T-shirt because they can totally identify with Tina from Bob's Burgers. I mean, who wouldn't want to fall in love with a ghost?
31. A Doge coin purse, with a facial expression that mirrors their sentiments in most situations.
When they're trying to express how much they really like their gift:
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