Response to 15 Reasons Why Pelicans Are Ridiculous:
Full disclosure: Absolutely nothing. They just do this. As far as I know, it’s done to keep the pouch flexible. It also empties out excess water that could weigh them down while flying. Makes me laugh every time, though.
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Response to How To Use Animals To Escape Unwanted Advances:
It’s funny that you should mention my age. I admittedly lose track sometimes, because I’m a special kind of vampire that thrives on unwarranted irritation. Call me “Unwarranted Irritation Drac” if you like. Anyway, I’m at least a couple thousand years old. Lucky for me there’s no shortage of easily irritable people!
Response to 20 Owls That Can’t Get Any Respect:
It’s OK. It happens. OP understands. OP is forgiving. OP will take some cookies if you have any, though.
Response to This Cupcake Looks Exactly Like An Elephant:
How do you know it’s not an elephant that looks exactly like a cupcake?
Response to True Facts About The Sea Pig:
You’re my goddamned hero.