1. Effing butterfly. Who said you could sit there?
2. Owl did not ask for a shower.
3. No, no, no. It's FINE that you're having a party at 3am.
4. So tired of cleaning cat hair off the couch.
5. Not actually a head rest, thanks.
6. NO ONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE IN A BUCKET
7. Owl's been employed a decade longer than the dog, but somehow the dog is making more money.
8. THE ADS SAID IT WASN'T HARSH ON THE SKIN
9. *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch*
10. Owl asked his roommate to plow the driveway just this once.
11. Not actually a burrito.
12. Can't even get respect from other freaking owls.
13. Owl doesn't like riding here.
14. Not an improvement.
15. GO AWAY OWL'S TRYING TO NAP
16. WHY. WON'T. HE. EVER. SHUT. UP.
17. OWL AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH SNOBS
18. STOP MOCKING OWL, YOU'RE MAKING OWL CRY.
19. YOU THINK OWL'S NOT SMART BUT OWL IS SMARTER THAN YOU
20. SO OWL GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR GAMES
In conclusion: Owls are no longer putting up with your shit, yo.
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