Zeke Miller made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Jan 08! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Zeke Miller's account to make one post each, in which case Zeke Miller should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaÃ¢â‚¬â€¹tions to Zeke Miller! Here's to 50 more!
Zeke Miller made their 1000th post on Jul 31! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Zeke Miller has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Jan 01! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Zeke Miller has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Jan 03! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Zeke Miller has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Jan 11! More people have looked at Zeke Miller's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)