“Not being able to wear crop tops… except as a sari blouse.”
The touching story of a snooty misogynist alcoholic and his Stockholm syndrome victim girlfriends.
Warning: Totally Safe For Work.
Ain’t nobody like a desi girl.
This fake trailer needs to be a real trailer because we’d all watch this.
Shah Rukh, Aishwarya, Priyanka, Katrina, Shahid, Kareena, John, Sonam, Preity, Vidya – the list could go on. And you’ve ALL got some explaining to do.
For instance, the title very subtly reveals the plot of the movie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Mere Karan Arjun ayenge.” *wub*wub*wub*
Backup dancers not included.
“Can we actually think about thinking and does that count as 2 thinks…or still just one?” - Uday Higher-Awareness Chopra
WARNING: Bollywood songs will never be the same. Ever.
Dancing in your towel? Better pull the curtains down.
“It explores the uncomfortable truth below the surface of relationships, which we often ignore and refuse to accept,” Anurag Kashyap told BuzzFeed via email.
If you paid for dark humour, this would be a bang for your buck.
Let this go down in history as the year of the Padukone.
Re-re-releasing for 2014.
The weather isn’t the only thing that’s hot around here.
Priyanka and her team took on one of Versova’s dirtiest areas.
Can you imagine DDLJ starring Tom Cruise? That was the original plan.
The greatest love story of all time is re-releasing on December 12, people! THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why did we bhai-zone him, again?
Lesson: It takes a lot to concentrate on the story when Hrithik is involved, guys.
Let a well-dressed actress do the talking for you.
“I can’t understand why no actress in Bollywood has butt like Kim Kardashian. It’s totally disappointing.”
Tere naaaam, laaa la la laaaaa. ♪
If only you could really punch five people at once.