I Watched The "Animal" Trailer And I Swear On Papa, I Have Thoughts. Lots Of Thoughts

    I'll be honest — Ranbir's performance already looks fine AF!

    The Animal trailer released yesterday, and it has taken the internet by storm.

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    The film stars Ranbir Kapoor, Anil Kapoor, Rashmika Mandanna, and Bobby Deol.

    It's directed by Sandeep Reddy Vanga.

    With that out of the way, here's what I thought about the trailer 👀

    1. Okay, this is VERY intense from the get-go and Ranbir's character definitely has some daddy issues.

    Ranbir Kapoor and Anil Kapoor in Animal.

    2. Anil Kapoor doesn't look old enough to be playing Ranbir's father.

    Anil Kapoor in Animal

    3. Considering those emotions and all that anger, we can say with a lot of confidence that Ranbir is finally BACK.

    Ranbir Kapoor shouting

    4. Okay, flashback time! Ranbir is rocking a mullet (who knew???) and he strangely looks like a combination of Billy Hargrove from Stranger Things and 4-Cut Atmaram from Guns & Gulaabs.

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    5. What a cutie! Now this is the Ranbir I like <3

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    6. Oh no, violent Ranbir is back again and he's shooting someone who's already dead.

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    7. Okay, he's really obsessed with his father's validation.

    Someone holding a note

    8. While this bit clearly looks like it has derived inspiration from Squid Game, I have to agree that it does add another level of mystery.

    Ranbir fighting with a masked man

    9. The gang is back and there's blood everywhere and on everyone. How much violence is too much violence?

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    10. His face card never declines. Never!

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    11. Rashmika is here and I really can't understand all of what she's saying. However, it does look like a toxic relationship, because, well, Vanga's reputation precedes him.

    12. OMG! Anil Kapoor has been shot!!! Is it Ranbir? Is it someone else?

    Anil Kapoor in Animal

    13. Okay so he has kids! I really hope Ranbir's character is good with the kids. 😬

    Ranbir Kapoor and Rashmika Mandanna with two kids

    14. I have to give it to Ranbir! How can someone look good clean shaven, in a mullet, and with a beard? He's clearly ~serving~.

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    15. Well, this looks inappropriate and unsettling — you know, the swastika backdrop and the people with raised hands!

    A still from Animal

    16. Oh look! The lovebirds are fighting again.

    Rashmika Mandanna in Animal

    17. Aaaanddd, there's more violence. Since his father was shot, Ranbir's character is here to wreak havoc and destroy the world around him.

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    18. I mean, this is the weapon he's using! What in the machine-gun-missile-launcher thingamajig is this?

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    19. LORD BOBBY IS HERE! That's an intense entry, amirite?

    Bobby Deol in Animal

    20. This looks like a fancy setup and he's covered in blood. So yeah, more violence. At a happy event. Well.

    Bobby Deol in Animal

    21. Hello Tripti Dimri!

    Tripti Dimri in Animal

    22. Why is this person always rushing somewhere with his cronies?

    Ranbir Kapoor in Animal

    23. And why is there so much blood?

    24. Okay, Lord Bobby and Ranbir are engaged in combat. I repeat, Lord Bobby and Ranbir are engaged in combat!

    25. And then we end with this...interesting shot.

    Bobby Deol in Animal

    To sum up...

    I'll be honest — the trailer was actually pretty gripping. It has a neo-noir vibe with dark elements, a gritty storyline, grey morals, and characters. While I am not particularly thrilled and excited about Sandeep Reddy Vanga's idiosyncrasies, Ranbir's performance really looks incredibly commendable! But then, only time will tell!

    What did you think of the trailer? Let me know in the comments!

    Animal releases in theatres on the 1st of December, 2023.