Move over, Colin the Caterpillar.
Brainfart and rage-quit have also made it in.
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“Sobald ich sie sah und sie ganz aufgeregt mit dem Schwanz wedelte, wusste ich sofort, dass sie es ist.”
The teenager was arrested alongside a 14-year-old boy who admitted being involved in a terror plot targeting an Anzac Day parade in Australia.
“As soon as I saw her, her little tail went into overdrive and I instantly knew it was her.”
The woman was almost unconscious when she was carried across Tennant Street. She was raped minutes later.
The plane crashed into a wooded area near Les Bergonnes on Sunday. Six people are believed to have died.
Her father shared the Nobel Peace Prize winner’s results on Twitter.
BuzzFeed News spoke to the users who wrote the pun-filled, innuendo-laden tale line by line.
Kleyo De Abreu, 23, died when she jumped off Tablate Bridge in Lanjaron, Granada.
“We want him tried in Zimbabwe because he violated our laws.” The White House has also said it will respond to a petition calling for Walter Palmer to be extradited.
“You… you were working… you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.” H/T Dangerous Minds.
Police have reportedly described the cause of death as “unknown”. Update: Baggs’ sister has released a statement.
“Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you need to kill things?”
Cruise also performed a bit of Meat Loaf and The Weeknd in the lip sync battle.
The Zimbabwean hunter involved with the Cecil hunt was charged Wednesday and released on $1,000 bail.
Danny-Joe Parkinson told BuzzFeed his mates loved the new ink work, but his family weren’t too keen.
“We are truly shocked at the audacity shown in this video,” Westminster council told BuzzFeed News.
The young prince always seems happiest when stealing the limelight.