Joni Mitchell’s mouth is HUGE

If you are dumb enough to spend 52 dollars on a powder brush that is your problem. Imma just use the one I got for free from the Clinique bonus.

There really was no plot. Rich man is in love with woman for no discernible reason, nothing happens for a couple hundred pages, rich man dies for no discernible reason. It’s beyond me why they made another movie.

I thought the Rooney picture looked like it was from a courtroom so I googled his name. And now Beetlejuice is fucking ruined and I am sad. So sad.

I love how aggressively 90’s The State is in that picture. Kerri Kennedy is so edgy in her fur vest and frosted tips.

This looks so disgusting.

I wasn’t expecting that last ad and it scared the crap out of me!

I was scared of that too before I had a baby. The first step is being aware of your temper so you are on your way. Keep being afraid of hitting them! The people who do that think it’s normal. You and I know better, we know it’s wrong because we lived through it. Seek counseling for your anger issues (remember, you have the right to be angry about what was done to you, but not the right to take it out on anyone else)and partner up with someone who you absolutely trust will take those children away if you ever lay a finger on them.

It’s not a secret if you tell everyone!

I was going to complain about this but I knew what to expect from the title, so in all honesty I’m the one who failed by reading the whole thing.