1. Wearing our hair in a side part:
2. Wearing skinny jeans:
3. Using the 😂 emoji:
4. Showing off our Hogwarts houses:
Millennials, please take your Hogwarts house out of your Twitter bio.
5. Using the word "adulting":
Why do millennials love to be like “Adulting😝”???? like yeah you’re pushing 30 I’d hope you’re adulting
6. Taking selfies from above:
7. Also, having the audacity to look at the screen when we take a selfie:
Why do millennials always look at the screen instead of the camera when they take a selfie?
8. Also, using the word "selfie":
9. Saying "doggo":
millennials say doggo and think they're gonna get laid
10. Liking coffee:
millennials be like “coffee is bae!😄☕️ #Adulting 😹🤪😳
11. Liking pizza:
Not sure how millennials made liking pizza a personality trait but they did and now we’re all forced to live with it
12. Not liking pineapples on pizza:
millennials really out here thinking not liking pineapples on pizza is a personality trait
13. Liking bacon:
how did millennials hype bacon up so much when it tastes like fucking shit
14. Saying, "I did a thing":
millennials love saying “so i did a thing😌” girl go re read harry potter and shut up
15. Proclaiming you're a #girlboss:
16. Being obsessed with wine (and also rose gold):
millennials are so cute they're like obsessed with rose gold and like WHERES MY WINE
17. Associating the term "black dress" with 3OH!3:
18. And finally, taking BuzzFeed quizzes a little too seriously 😭:
Me, a millennial with a side part, gathering intel in order to create this post:
