What DOES Coca-Cola taste like?
The “fish in the sea” thing isn’t even remotely helpful, but thanks.
A burger sounds really good right about now.
Pro tip: Don’t send a picture of your penis after the first date.
How was your weekend? *panic*
Happy Memorial Day! All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
They aren’t as easy as they look.
American by birth, Southern by the grace of God, right?
Biggest takeaway: High heels are not for the faint of heart.
Seriously, who decides to name something a “dongle”?
Yes, do try this at home.
You will never look at Corn Flakes the same way again. Ever.
There’s never a dull moment.
What would happen if Lana Del Rey got upstaged at a costume party?