My boyfriend and I were going nowhere, so I did what any self-proclaimed gay academic would do: I re-read Roland Barthes.
As they say, all is fair in love and lust.
As written by John Keats (and as portrayed by Ben Wishaw). Happy 219th birthday, John!
“You’re so baduy in bed.” Warning: crude language ahead!
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a reader in possession of a BuzzFeed post must be in want of a poll.
Run away with me, Aaron. Also, happy birthday!
Personal fave might be John “Life Ruiner” Krasinski. Happy 35th birthday, JKras!
You’ll want to get disciplined and punished. Happy 88th birthday, Michel!
Because John Cho can not be our only, and last, dreamy Asian lead on network TV.
Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin… is the TOP. Happy birthday, Jane Krakowski!
Proceed to PornHub with caution.
“Stöckinger”? More like, StöckingHIM hahaha please don’t arrest me.
That ’90s feminist swag, though. Happy birthday, Fran Drescher!
“Do you realize you have a FACE?!”
Studies have shown that Pinoys feel the most love in the world. So what do we love the most?
More like The Sound and the Beauty, right?? Happy 117th birthday, William!
You’ll never look at a lightsaber the same way again. Warning: slightly NSFW!
#nofilter #selfie #likesforlikes #follow4follow #BYE
Beyoncé, please, why do you do this to us?!