But babies don’t do it because we have an age requirement for employment at BuzzFeed. So you, brilliant human, are the next best thing.
Let’s crowd-fund That Thing Called Tadhannah Montana.
Are you ready for the local version: Orange is The New Black Nazarene?
“But nevertheless, I still love you very much! MWAH!!”
I’d known for a while that I needed to see a therapist. It wasn’t until I felt like I could do without help that I finally sought it.
“Anak, we’re not talking about you.”
Why go to the club or bar, when we have #APEChotties? (H/t Loreen, juice ko.)
“Yes, with reservations.”
The real Final Boss is finding the right hair. All avatars created in Fallout 4.
After my mother fell ill with cancer, I didn’t recognize her. Reading Roland Barthes helped me find her again.
Friends who grind together, stay together.
After 14 years in soloist purgatory and two years of frustrating injuries, Stella Abrera became the first Filipina-American principal dancer in the history of American Ballet Theatre. And she’s just getting started.
Big, big booty, these trees got a big booty.
The thought of spending my 24th birthday alone terrified me. Which is exactly why I had to do it.
I have five suit sets and over twelve blazers — but I rarely wear them. I took a week to figure out why.
You saw the ladies try on Victoria’s Secret bathing suits. Now it’s the men’s turn.
The last hour of every party is “Baon Hour.”
“Just because I model professionally, it does not mean I want to send you nudes.”